Without upsetting Bewick and others , the Green Pimpernel have their own thread . That is where this should have been posted.
The Chuckle Brothers will do anything for cheap publicity.
Next years theme for them : Fiona will be the Virgin Mary , and Mark Dixon will be Jesus. A.T. and W.S. will be two of the Three Wise Men, and Im sure " our man Bewick" would be able to name
the other one in the line-up.
Cheers, cattle wagon man.
Come on Cattle Wagon man, as Dave says, get your money out. Its the best Christmas song since Shaking Stevens`s “Merry Christmas everyone”
I’ve bought it twice and also given Help for Heroes £15.00, a charity I would normally not give too even though it is an excelent cause.
Kindest regards
CG
Now we know who “nicked” the Charity box in Waverton !!! Bewick.
If it were the “Help for Heroes” charity box, then he`ll have donated MORE than twice , eh , Dennis ? Anon.
So,one guess what the “background” music will be at lunchtime on Christmas day at “CG”'s house ? Well it certainly won’t be “Away in a manger” eh! Cheers Bewick
MEAN MACHINE:
Lets see you record a christmas carol Bewick and raise some money for Help the Heroes .
The acoustics are bloody terrible in my study,too much echo and feedback MM it would sound like I was singing out of the same orifice I usually talk out of.!!! Cheers Bewick.
Without upsetting Bewick and others , the Green Pimpernel have their own thread . That is where this should have been posted.
The Chuckle Brothers will do anything for cheap publicity.
Next years theme for them : Fiona will be the Virgin Mary , and Mark Dixon will be Jesus. A.T. and W.S. will be two of the Three Wise Men, and Im sure " our man Bewick" would be able to name
the other one in the line-up.
Cheers, cattle wagon man.
Come on Cattle Wagon man, as Dave says, get your money out. Its the best Christmas song since Shaking Stevens`s “Merry Christmas everyone”
I’ve bought it twice and also given Help for Heroes £15.00, a charity I would normally not give too even though it is an excelent cause.
Kindest regards
CG
Now we know who “nicked” the Charity box in Waverton !!! Bewick.
What a cheak ! I wouldn’t do out like that now Bewick !
OK now “CG” what have you asked Santa for this Christmas,we know that a lot of you “marras” from about Waverton still believe in “elves” and Santa!!No need to rush to tell us,better wait and see if it’s more than an Orange and a few nuts eh! In the the meantime can I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a great 2013 ! All the best from Bewick.
Bewick:
OK now “CG” what have you asked Santa for this Christmas,we know that a lot of you “marras” from about Waverton still believe in “elves” and Santa!!No need to rush to tell us,better wait and see if it’s more than an Orange and a few nuts eh! In the the meantime can I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a great 2013 ! All the best from Bewick.
Surley it doesn’t matter if the world ends tomorrow Dennis? Although If we need a safe haven, I reckon the Whassett Treacle Mines will keep the worst of the hell away!
Bewick:
OK now “CG” what have you asked Santa for this Christmas,we know that a lot of you “marras” from about Waverton still believe in “elves” and Santa!!No need to rush to tell us,better wait and see if it’s more than an Orange and a few nuts eh! In the the meantime can I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a great 2013 ! All the best from Bewick.
Surley it doesn’t matter if the world ends tomorrow Dennis? Although If we need a safe haven, I reckon the Whassett Treacle Mines will keep the worst of the hell away!
Merry Christmas,
David!
They’ve closed the Treacle mines to-night as all of Milnthorpe and Holme have swamped Whassett to-night trying to go “underground”,I reckon a better spot would be on top of Farleton Knott David,well at least you might see it coming whatever it is! Then again,Holme Club might be a better spot,well the “crack” would be better and Totty would have opened a free bar!! Some chance of that eh! Cheers and All the best for Christmas and 2013 (If we’er still here!) Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
OK now “CG” what have you asked Santa for this Christmas,we know that a lot of you “marras” from about Waverton still believe in “elves” and Santa!!No need to rush to tell us,better wait and see if it’s more than an Orange and a few nuts eh! In the the meantime can I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a great 2013 ! All the best from Bewick.
Surley it doesn’t matter if the world ends tomorrow Dennis? Although If we need a safe haven, I reckon the Whassett Treacle Mines will keep the worst of the hell away!
Merry Christmas,
David!
They’ve closed the Treacle mines to-night as all of Milnthorpe and Holme have swamped Whassett to-night trying to go “underground”,I reckon a better spot would be on top of Farleton Knott David,well at least you might see it coming whatever it is! Then again,Holme Club might be a better spot,well the “crack” would be better and Totty would have opened a free bar!! Some chance of that eh! Cheers and All the best for Christmas and 2013 (If we’er still here!) Cheers Dennis.
If that happened we would know the world was ending
Bewick:
OK now “CG” what have you asked Santa for this Christmas,we know that a lot of you “marras” from about Waverton still believe in “elves” and Santa!!No need to rush to tell us,better wait and see if it’s more than an Orange and a few nuts eh! In the the meantime can I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a great 2013 ! All the best from Bewick.
Hello Bewick
Santa I don’t think so marra! I think I stopped beliveing in Santa at the age of 12 (now 18 just for the record)
Actually asked for the new Eddie Stobart book thats out (any a decent Christmas lunch).
Yes, same to you Bewick. Try not to eat or drink too much and have a smashing time!
Don’t want to spoil things CG but I think Santa has a life size IKEA self assembly kit for you. I saw it going away to get wrapped up. You will need a big tube of glue. Merry Xmas
milkmantom:
bay3 marchon not bad to git in next door tested drivers bay4 ive seen grown men crying
First motor I bought was a M reg Atki Borderer in 1981 with “Armstrong power steering” …As a 23yr old who knew it all I tried to back in blindside in bay 4, the only guy who didn’t take the ■■■■ when trailer raked concrete was a Burridge driver who’s previous motor was the same spec, and he guided me in. I had it perfected after a few later visits,… I had arms like Tarzan after 6months on said motor
truckfing:
Don’t want to spoil things CG but I think Santa has a life size IKEA self assembly kit for you. I saw it going away to get wrapped up. You will need a big tube of glue. Merry Xmas
God help Santa and Children! If Santas wanting me to build that so he can go round the kiddies houses, they won’t get anything this year (maybe for the next 10 years)!
Excelent photo David. When did you take that?
Kindest regards
CG
! I wouldn’t do out like that now Bewick 
I don’t think so marra! I think I stopped beliveing in Santa at the age of 12 (now 18 just for the record)
…As a 23yr old who knew it all 
