Another load we were asked to collect and deliver , was at the request of a ( not truthful) farmer. He was erecting a new farm building ,
and he asked us to collect…“Some lengths of steel, a bit too long for my tractor and trailer. Theres some about 15
long , some 20long , and some
a bit longer , but you
ll manage them”. I hoped he was telling the truth ,…but I found out he wasn`t. 
So , off I set to go to near Brough , 20 miles away. My father , who was recovering from being kicked by an unruly cow , decided to
accompany me , - an excuse for a ride out that morning.
On arrival at the builder/steel stockists premises , we found that the
longer lengths were 40
long .

The Leyland Chieftains platform was 18
long , - meaning an overhang of 22`.

My father was now livid at the farmers deceit , and wanted the yard foreman to cut the 40
lengths in half , to teach the farmer a lesson. 
There was nowt else to do , but load the steel , and hope that nothing happened on the journey to the farm.
A lot of bracing at the front of the load was needed to secure and prevent pivoting during the slow journey back.
My father insisted that he would drive ,…because if owt were to happen , only he`d get the blame , rather than both of us . 
Luckily , there were no mishaps , despite having to pass by both Kirkby Stephen and Sedbergh police stations.
The miserable old git farmer was given a few choice words from my father on arrival at the farm. Typical of the farmer , he showed no concern ,
other than to make sure we hadnt scratched the steel when carefully travelling down the 2 miles of narrow lanes to reach his farm. I found out that morning that there is quite a lot of
tail swing on a 22
overhang .

Cheers , cattle wagon man.