A man telephones his local Airfix shop and ask’s " Do you have a model of an Italian Cruise ship?" “yes he says”, “could you put it on one side for me?”
Sapper
Put it on wrong forum, moderators, could you put it on the professional drivers forum please?
sapper:
A man telephones his local Airfix shop and ask’s " Do you have a model of an Italian Cruise ship?" “yes he says”, “could you put it on one side for me?”Sapper
Put it on wrong forum, moderators, could you put it on the professional drivers forum please?
some say that he was on the CB ,on the side ,on the side !!!
100 years on from the Titanic, and they still don’t bloody learn, do they?
Endit:
100 years on from the Titanic, and they still don’t bloody learn, do they?
They avoided the icebergs. Give them some credit 
Endit:
100 years on from the Titanic, and they still don’t bloody learn, do they?
I don’t really understand why people are comparing what happened to the Costa Concordia with the Titanic, as far as I’m aware the captain of the Titanic never went off course to show off his boat.
tachograph:
Endit:
100 years on from the Titanic, and they still don’t bloody learn, do they?I don’t really understand why people are comparing what happened to the Costa Concordia with the Titanic, as far as I’m aware the captain of the Titanic never went off course to show off his boat.
It has nothing to do with the Titanic, the ship didn’t fall over, it was just jacked up in a huge swimming pool
Typical show off Italian captain. “esibizionista”
The Captain was an ex Stobart driver, they can’t keep um upright. 
altitude:
The Captain was an ex Stobart driver, they can’t keep um upright.
Don’t give “the fast eddie” gang ideas “altitude” !!! They already dominate Rail,Road and Air Ports throughout the world now they’ll be starting a Cruise Line and guess who will already have his name down for “Capitan” when they launch it from their own giant yard on the Ship Canal at Widnes ? Why Capt.(a.k.a. Pugwash) Mo. Well if your a “top man” at “fast eddies” your well qualified to be Master of a cruise liner I should think !Bewick.
Bewick:
altitude:
The Captain was an ex Stobart driver, they can’t keep um upright.Don’t give “the fast eddie” gang ideas “altitude” !!! They already dominate Rail,Road and Air Ports throughout the world now they’ll be starting a Cruise Line and guess who will already have his name down for “Capitan” when they launch it from their own giant yard on the Ship Canal at Widnes ? Why Capt.(a.k.a. Pugwash) Mo. Well if your a “top man” at “fast eddies” your well qualified to be Master of a cruise liner I should think !Bewick.
Well said Dennis i couldn’t have put it better myself mate. 
Francesco Schettino is the biggest joke if you are looking for one . Went the wrong side & too close to Giglio because his head waiter wanted to show off the boat to his mates on shore■■?
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sapper what part of this little tale is supposed to be humour 
,is it the bit where people on there holidays die,your a nutter.
GAZ70:
sapper what part of this little tale is supposed to be humour
+1
Bewick:
altitude:
The Captain was an ex Stobart driver, they can’t keep um upright.Don’t give “the fast eddie” gang ideas “altitude” !!! They already dominate Rail,Road and Air Ports throughout the world now they’ll be starting a Cruise Line and guess who will already have his name down for “Capitan” when they launch it from their own giant yard on the Ship Canal at Widnes ? Why Capt.(a.k.a. Pugwash) Mo. Well if your a “top man” at “fast eddies” your well qualified to be Master of a cruise liner I should think !Bewick.
Watching Sky News about the stricken cruise ship and the news presenter said “she’s lying on her side, with a gash the size of a tennis court…” I glanced at the wife on the setee and smiled… 
A that’s how the fight started!!! 
GAZ70, I never said anything was funny about people dying on holidays, the joke is in the same vein as thousands of others that always surface when something newsworthy or otherwise is very quickly put out on the airwaves, if you or anyone else is offended, then I apologise.
Sapper
Slater & Son:
Watching Sky News about the stricken cruise ship and the news presenter said “she’s lying on her side, with a gash the size of a tennis court…” I glanced at the wife on the setee and smiled…A that’s how the fight started!!!
Nice one
Slater & Son:
Watching Sky News about the stricken cruise ship and the news presenter said “she’s lying on her side, with a gash the size of a tennis court…” I glanced at the wife on the setee and smiled…A that’s how the fight started!!!
+1 ^^^^ Excellent 