Cowboy rode into town, pulled up outside the saloon, got off the horse and tied the reigns to the hitchin rail.
Cowboy then walked around the back of his horse, took his hat off, lifted it’s tail and kissed its backside.
Old Timer on the porch outside the saloon saw him do it and asked, ‘tell me young fella, why did you do that?’
Cowboy replied, ‘well old timer its like this, I got these chapped lips’
Old Timer, surprised asked ‘does that cure it?’
Cowboy replied, ‘No! but it stops me licking them’.
