Carryfast:
robroy:
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Fred Dibnah cheque?
I can deffo picture the Fred Dibnah look greeting the recovery team on arrival to extricate the truck from the ditch.Obviously thinking about the resulting promotion.
Iām so deeply honoured to be the subject of Carryfasts latest obsession. Dreams do come true. Do I get a special pin badge or a certificate? Maybe one of your doctors notes framed
Had my first dose on Saturday just gone, rcvd a letter from the NHS (not my GP) last Thursday was directed to the .GOV website booking page, two or three clicks to confirm details and offered various appointments for Saturday between 2.00pm and 8.00pm at the Nightingale hospital next to Nissan at Washington. Booked the second dose at the same time for May.
Had the jab within five minutes of entering the building, was then asked to wait in a separate area.
If I was driving advised to wait 15 minutes if not driving to wait 5 minutes.
Was certainly not given any advice about taking Paracetamol etc, neither was I asked if I was on any regular medication (Iām not)
I am due to give a blood donation before I get the second dose and I asked if it was still safe to do so but they didnāt have a clue !!
Tyneside
switchlogic:
adam277:
Sorry, I am team Carryfast.Thatās ok. Not everyone can deal with a charismatic charming young (25) bus driver. I understand.
However, Iāve uncovered shocking news
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Now I donāt want to cast aspersions. But I fear it was Geoffrey. The real reason for retiring at 29 was this horror. It must be him, he was senior drawbar driver
Looks like he wagged his last dog 
Wheel Nut:
switchlogic:
adam277:
Sorry, I am team Carryfast.Thatās ok. Not everyone can deal with a charismatic charming young (25) bus driver. I understand.
However, Iāve uncovered shocking news
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Now I donāt want to cast aspersions. But I fear it was Geoffrey. The real reason for retiring at 29 was this horror. It must be him, he was senior drawbar driver
Looks like he wagged his last dog
Iām in contact with Geoffreys last manager, Rupert McRingpiece, and he informed me that Carryfast is a dangerous lunatic
Wheel Nut:
switchlogic:
However, Iāve uncovered shocking news0
Now I donāt want to cast aspersions. But I fear it was Geoffrey. The real reason for retiring at 29 was this horror. It must be him, he was senior drawbar driver
Looks like he wagged his last dog
Thatās what happens when you try to use a tractor unit to do the job of a rigid.
It was probably deliberate anyway obviously following Switchlogicās example he thought it was the surest way to get promoted to a better truck and run working for a subby.
the maoster:
Saw this and it struck a chordā¦
The virus lives.
Obviously written by Beijing top to bottom not left to right.
As for the pubs Iām sure weāll manage so long as the pub gardens are open.
switchlogic:
Iām in contact with Geoffreys last manager, Rupert McRingpiece, and he informed me that Carryfast is a dangerous lunatic
If you were it would either be a case of identity theft under a false alias or proof of life after death.
Carryfast:
the maoster:
Saw this and it struck a chordā¦The virus lives.
Obviously written by Beijing top to bottom not left to right.
As for the pubs Iām sure weāll manage so long as the pub gardens are open.
No offence intended mate, but I have no idea what that ^^ means.
Wheel Nut:
I am 28 hours post vaccine and have taken 12 x 500mg Paracetamol and 12 x Codeine Phosphate 30mg since my appointment. I havent grown another ā ā ā ā , vomited or had headache, Maybe the NHS just gave me a placebo and it was all a cunning plan.
Itās waking up with long hairy arms and having to use them to walk with as well as your legs that you need to worry about.Oh and Chimps are known for their tolerance to silly amounts of Paracetamol and just about everything else.
But their tolerance to alcohol is unknown and they obviously arenāt welcome in any pubs or supermarkets.
So maybe all an experiment by that bleedin Attenborough character after all. 
Carryfast:
Wheel Nut:
switchlogic:
However, Iāve uncovered shocking news0
Now I donāt want to cast aspersions. But I fear it was Geoffrey. The real reason for retiring at 29 was this horror. It must be him, he was senior drawbar driver
Looks like he wagged his last dog
Thatās what happens when you try to use a tractor unit to do the job of a rigid.
It was probably deliberate anyway obviously following Switchlogicās example he thought it was the surest way to get promoted to a better truck and run working for a subby.
The obsession lives. Though to be fair I donāt suppose youāve ever tried to be original Iāll give you that.
Carryfast:
switchlogic:
Iām in contact with Geoffreys last manager, Rupert McRingpiece, and he informed me that Carryfast is a dangerous lunaticIf you were it would either be a case of identity theft under a false alias or proof of life after death.
Humour has never been one of your talents has it?
the maoster:
Carryfast:
the maoster:
Saw this and it struck a chordā¦The virus lives.
Obviously written by Beijing top to bottom not left to right.
As for the pubs Iām sure weāll manage so long as the pub gardens are open.No offence intended mate, but I have no idea what that ^^ means.
Read it from left to right not top to bottom.
Stay control save alert the virus lives.
I thought thatās what they were laughing at.
switchlogic:
Carryfast:
switchlogic:
Iām in contact with Geoffreys last manager, Rupert McRingpiece, and he informed me that Carryfast is a dangerous lunaticIf you were it would either be a case of identity theft under a false alias or proof of life after death.
Humour has never been one of your talents has it?
It depends on your definition of humour.
