I woke the wife up the other morning. I asked Do you want ■■■ or do you want coffee?
Doesn’t matter she said, they’ll both be [zb]ing instant.
They say that ■■■ is the best form of exercise…
Now correct me if i’m wrong but 2 minutes 15 seconds once every 3 months ain’t gonna shift a [zb]ing beer belly now is it?
I love my job as an impressionist.
So far my mates blind sister thinks she’s sucked off David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt!
Fernando Torres…
Not as famous as his brother ■■■■…
I thank you.