Cookery Programmes

One of my favourite pastimes is food, either cooking it, buying it or eating it.

It follows that I will watch some of the cookery programmes on TV and own a plethora of famous books

However.

Dear Sir
I am sat here watching TV and there is some gay Chinaman cooking fast food.
The children felt the comment was disgusting when he said " I am going to get my meat out."

I have to agree because if my girlfriend Sophie Dahl had mentioned rubbing oil into her breasts, she would have been taken off TV immediately.

I doubt Delia could have even mentioned sticky buns on the BBC

The most famous cookery programme quote…

“Mmmmmm. These smell delicious. If you try that recipe at home, I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s”

Harry Monk:
The most famous cookery programme quote…

“Mmmmmm. These smell delicious. If you try that recipe at home, I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s”

:laughing:

youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7 … re=related

You would, wouldn’t ya :laughing:

I’d set fire to it alright…through friction! She’s built how I like 'em…phwoar!!!

Nigella does it for me, pure filth!

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skids:
Nigella does it for me, pure filth!

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There a bit on I think wikiapedia saying nigella is queen of food ■■■■ :laughing:

Phwoooar nigella :slight_smile:

Legend_Scania:

skids:
Nigella does it for me, pure filth!

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There a bit on I think wikiapedia saying nigella is queen of food ■■■■ :laughing:

Phwoooar nigella :slight_smile:

have to agree, nigella does it for me

poppiesfan:
have to agree, nigella does it for me

Really? I think she looks like her Dad only with ■■■■.

poppiesfan:

Legend_Scania:

skids:
Nigella does it for me, pure filth!

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There a bit on I think wikiapedia saying nigella is queen of food ■■■■ :laughing:

Phwoooar nigella :slight_smile:

have to agree, nigella does it for me

+1

Shes the best case for eating what you want there is.

Nigella Lawson…born January 1960…eats whatever she wants

Gillian McKeith…born Sepetember 1959…eats rabbit food and checks her ■■■ after each meal.

4 months age gap but I know which one I’d prefer :smiley: and its not the mad ■■■ inspector ! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Harry Monk:

poppiesfan:
have to agree, nigella does it for me

Really? I think she looks like her Dad only with ■■■■.

the only time her dad had ■■■■ was when he sat with a load of them in the cabinet :laughing:

Say no more :laughing:

Legend_Scania:
Say no more :laughing:

thanks for that piccy mate
i turned my laptop upside down hoping for a couple of things to fall out. :wink:

toowise:
Shes the best case for eating what you want there is.

Nigella Lawson…born January 1960…eats whatever she wants

Gillian McKeith…born Sepetember 1959…eats rabbit food and checks her ■■■ after each meal.

4 months age gap but I know which one I’d prefer :smiley: and its not the mad ■■■ inspector ! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You missed out the picture of the hag

Would’nt mind roasting my Nuts in Nigella’s oven…

Wheel Nut:
You missed out the picture of the hag

are you sure you want one ?

well you asked for it…
gillian--z.jpg

newmercman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I&feature=related

You would, wouldn’t ya :laughing:

Yes,in a ■■■■■■■■■ with Jo Whiley,oops :laughing:

poppiesfan:

Legend_Scania:
Say no more :laughing:

thanks for that piccy mate
i turned my laptop upside down hoping for a couple of things to fall out. :wink:

Lay the laptop next to you and lean over and think she in bed with you :slight_smile:

flat to the mat:

newmercman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I&feature=related

You would, wouldn’t ya :laughing:

Yes,in a ■■■■■■■■■ with Jo Whiley,oops :laughing:

There’s something wrong with you :unamused: :laughing: