Following a tip-off, a team of FBI agents burst into a house to arrest a suspected murderer. All they know is that his name is Bud. They find two plumbers, a lorry driver and a bank manager playing poker in a dark and smoky room. They immediatley arrest the bank manager. Why?
Coz he is the only male?
Cos he still has his name tag on his shirt. “Hi My Names Bud, How Can I help You”
kalm2kaos:
Coz he is the only male?
[zb].
Or he could have been covered in blood, holding the knife and saying ‘I’m glad I killed the ■■■■■■■■■■
*Blackadder
Ok smartarse, try this one. Captain Cabbage RN of HMS Slaughter woke one morning to find he had a black eye. Initially he considered court martialing the duty officer responsible, but decided to put cling film over his toilet seat. Why?
Cos the black came from boot polish that had been put on the end of his telescope. 
smcaul:
Cos the black came from boot polish that had been put on the end of his telescope.
[zb], you lot are on the ball 
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