a few years ago i was charged with the task of doing a night run delivering newspapers,and then collecting a load for return to base…anyway i picked up an empty trailer and off i went to collect the newspapers.
on arrival at the printers,i positioned the truck ready for loading and opened the curtains,only to find a tiny pallet with 2 boxes of take that cds that had been opened and where now scattered all over the trailer floor. as it was sunday night,i pressumed that the trailer had been used the previous night for newspapers and that the cds where those giveaway things you sometimes get with the sunday papers.
quite often, on a monday morning there would be a box of these “surplus” cds in our drivers room,which were free to anyone that wanted one. anyway...back to the tale... i gathered the cds up and put them towards the rear of the trailer(cussing the idle ■■■■■■■ night driver for not clearing his tr) as i did so 
fast forward a few hours and im now at cce wakefield struggling to get the last two pallets on coz of the cds…after a bit of puffing an panting and a lot of ■■■■■■ and jeffing it became obvious that they wernt gonna fit,so i thought ■■■■ it and told the forkie to take them off and do what ever he liked with them. off i pop for my notes,and on my return the tr is loaded and the cds are gone…result 
couple of days later,im back on days and the cab phone goes....its the tm wanting to know if i know anything about some cds that were last seen on a tr i had used on sunday night,obviously i knew nothing about it :blush: and that was the last i heard about it. turns out the cds wernt the giveaway crap i thought they were,and were in fact the latest new album from take that after reforming(minus robbie williams) and were probably worth a few quid. ive lived with this shame for the last 3 or so years and have never told anyone,until now…so in the style of simon mayospopular drivetime show i ask for forgiveness,not from take that coz theyre loaded and not from my old boss coz he`s a ■■■■ who at times took advantage of my inexperience and ripped me off with my c+e training,but from the legions of loyal take that fans who were momentarily denied thier long awaited comeback album
I would have found it easier to forgive you if the CD’s were actually destroyed 
Easy ! Forgiven , can’t stand take tat.
turnip:
Easy ! Forgiven , can’t stand take tat.
commonrail:
my old boss coz he`s a [zb] who at times took advantage of my inexperience and ripped me off with my c+e training,
This sounds more interesting, how did he take advantage and rip you off ■■ 
I’ll save that one for a rainy day 
its ■■■■■■■ it down here
Forgiven ,
on the grounds you like Triumph and seem an 
honest ladd … and I hate Take-■■■■.
Providing,… for your sins, you spend 40 days + 40 nights in a Sedd Akk` Good luck
was that at taylors then common rail
Can’t say