Ever had a naughty encounter at a place you have dropped your load at?Broom cupboard with the secretary,tell all,the vicar is listening. 
toby1234abc:
Ever had a naughty encounter at a place you have dropped your load at?Broom cupboard with the secretary,tell all,the vicar is listening.
bird at tesco once said 69 DRIVE 
,shame she was just confirming which bay i was on
Yep, about 21 yrs ago when I was tramping I used to do a collection at Rushden about once a fortnight and eventually got friendly with the young lady who dealt with me and then started to wrangle it so I started to get nights out in the area, this went on for a few months and actually was close to getting serious so I then avoided going there as I was due to get married soon.
This thread will be epic, I am already imagining the smell of fresh BS coming through the broadband waves nowâŚ
Thanks OP, we need a new laugh thread.
toby1234abc:
Ever had a naughty encounter at a place you have dropped your load at?
Every single place I have ever dropped my load at has been a naughty encounter! 
As a shunter at Tesco we used to have a lady driver (no nam mentioned but she was Welsh) who would do a drop and hook and smile at me every time then one day she came right out with it ⌠âI only want to [zb], you know that donât youâ
We never got round to it.
I did get heavily involved with a very beautifull waitress at a well known BP truck stop for some time but we stopped it before my missus divorced me ⌠which by the way she did eventually.
toby1234abc:
Ever had a naughty encounter at a place you have dropped your load at?Broom cupboard with the secretary,tell all,the vicar is listening.
I once knew a lad like that but the soft git kept marrying them 
ady1:
bird at tesco once said 69 DRIVE
A 69 is ok but a 72 is better.
Just donât do that at tesco donny lol, mrs monotone non personality might get interested in something for once in her life, â â â â that woman makes me depressed even over the intercom lol
Phantom Mark:
Just donât do that at tesco donny lol, mrs monotone non personality might get interested in something for once in her life, â â â â that woman makes me depressed even over the intercom lol
Everyone & everything to do with tesco is depressing⌠
Thereâs a Polish girl at Tesco in Peterborough and she IS nasty
Rude and miserable. I told her to find a different job if she wasnât enjoying this one, plenty of Cabbages need picking in the area.
Got threatened with a site ban, can you adam and eve it?
my wife accused me of having an affair with a translator once.
i explained that she was getting me out of jail, i was very grateful for her help, and so she should be too. and how the hell does someone have an affair with someone from a prison cell.
she realised that she was going on about something that wasnât possible, but by [zb] you should have seen her face when i said âi only [zb]ed her once, thatâs not an affairâ.
I have led a very virtuous life, ask my âuver arfâ (no. 3) thatâs my story and Iâm sticking to it.
Harry Monk:
Every single place I have ever dropped my load at has been a naughty encounter!
+1
5 x F`s , an i never kiss and tell 
Have tipped my load at a few places,
Each site has its own recommendations and if accordance to ppe requirements
It`s when you get offered a back-load you have to start worrying 
Lady on her own in the office,i needed help to get some goods of the trailer,she bends down,opens her legs to show me her black tights and white â â â â â â â by accident of course.More tea vicar.
At Lincoln Farm,you can the truck blessed in the fishing lake with the Holy Water.
Was on a bay in bristol when over the tannoy came the messageâŚ
`Driver on bay 27âŚCan you â â â in the officeâŚ