Who was the first company ,that it would be a good idea to put “hows my driving” on the back the trailer?
Why does your TV go louder when the adverts are
on.Mono and stereo?
Why do doughnuts and Polo mints have holes?
Why are fish and chips no longer wrapped in newspapers?
Where is the town of Notinservice,as all the buses seem to be going there?
Blind summit,what is blind?
Caution sign ;Shed load ahead.But no shed in the road.
In all the years driving keep seeing signs for “humped zebra crossing” but never seen 1 lol 
Deeireland:
Who said this .
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
And he that doesn’t ask a question is a fool for life.
Attributed to Mark Twain but I suspect it was an ancient Chinese proverb.
kindle530:
here ya go TT
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If you’re putting a pick of Gary Oldman up, then at least do it with The Hoff. 
bazstan009:
What is a caution horse?
Do you mean quarter horse or am I being a 'tard again ?
toby1234abc:
Why does your TV go louder when the adverts are
on.Mono and stereo?
This is done on purpose by the broadcasting companies. The theory is that you are likely to leave the room during adverts (to switch the kettle on in the kitchen for example) so the volume increases ad you can still hear the TV.
Muckaway:
And why don’t local travel news bulletins warn drivers of census points?
Presumably because that would skew the results of the census, thereby negating the point of carrying it out in the first place.
Rhythm Thief:
Muckaway:
And why don’t local travel news bulletins warn drivers of census points?Presumably because that would skew the results of the census, thereby negating the point of carrying it out in the first place.
Haven’t been in one for a while but I like to tell them wrong information. Told them Swindon on the A420 when facing Oxford and vice versa. I also fill in random ■■■■■■■■ on those reply cards to.
I ordered toad in the hole at the restsaurant.I got a full refund.There was no toad in my hole.
Why are hoses for diesel at fuel stations the length of Ronnie Corbett.
And never reach the other side of the tank.
Why are canopies too low for Lgv’s when they could gain more profit when drivers buy snacks/drinks after filling up.
They lose trade by having a low canopy.?
How does the word knackered originate from?
And over the hill;being too old.?
And he has pegged it;dying?
And knife in the back:Someone doing a dirty on you.?
Nimbies that have not worked out the link with trucks and the economy.Educated fools.!!!
What is the link with a ■■■■■ as in a cat and ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■?And where does knob,■■■■,as insults come from?
Why do cats and dogs sniff car and lorry tyres?
Why do Scania insist on buggering about with a diesel tank on each side of the chassis when other manufacturers manage to get one decent size tank ? also why do you have to go through a Krypton factor puzzle event to get your scania bunk ready to sleep in when other manufactures dont ?
10-08:
Is the colour I know as red the same colour that you know as red? Or are they different colours but we’ve always known them by that name so we think they’re the same?
Not unless your colour blind
flat to the mat:
bazstan009:
What is a caution horse?Do you mean quarter horse or am I being a 'tard again ?
No I think he means like you see on signs. “Caution Horse”
What did they call “Barn Owls” before there were any barns?
To pop your clogs when you die?
why do most of the male cast on eastenders talk in a loud whisper, instead of normally, or is that what happens when you shandy
jacksplat:
What did they call “Barn Owls” before there were any barns?
Owls 
MolePower:
Why do Scania insist on buggering about with a diesel tank on each side of the chassis when other manufacturers manage to get one decent size tank ? also why do you have to go through a Krypton factor puzzle event to get your scania bunk ready to sleep in when other manufactures dont ?
Because Scanias are crap.
Fatboy slimslow:
Why do we park on driveways? And drive on parkways?What kind of a dog is snoopy?
Why do we call orange jam, marmalade?
Why don’t we go very fast in rush hour?
Why do licence holders whinge about long hours?
Snoopy is a beagle. Can’t answer your other questions just now.