Stopped the night there to find a large bag of human excrement left on a footpath, that’s nice, the smell in the heat.
Lgv parking designed after twenty pints in Weatherspoons or Mr Magoo.
Too small, not enough room for an international transit major route.The car park was queing to enter and exit.
Long queues at all food outlets.
Not enough staff.
They could have made more Lgv parking by going in to the nearby fields.
Good place for posh top hot totty spotting.
toby1234abc:
Stopped the night there to find a large bag of human excrement left on a footpath, that’s nice, the smell in the heat.
Do you think the owners of Cobham did that or someone who needs a severe lesson in modern manners ?
toby1234abc:
They could have made more Lgv parking by going in to the nearby fields.
How much is land per acre around London a tenner an acre and no nimbys to object ?
Good showerz though.
nodding donkey:
Good showerz though.
That’s coz some ■■■■ stole all the aerators from the shower and tapheads at Clacket within a week or so of the refurb 
speedyguy:
toby1234abc:
Stopped the night there to find a large bag of human excrement left on a footpath, that’s nice, the smell in the heat.Do you think the owners of Cobham did that or someone who needs a severe lesson in modern manners ?
toby1234abc:
They could have made more Lgv parking by going in to the nearby fields.How much is land per acre around London a tenner an acre and no nimbys to object ?
If we were NIMBY’s we’d have all moved out to live in one of the untouched parts of the country like Cornwall,Wales,or the Norf long before now.It’s probably just their zb weather that still makes it worth staying here.
What they actually should have done was ditched the M25 idea and make the North Circular a motorway class road and turn the old Hoover factory into a massive MSA.Then no doubt Toby would have been moaning about the zb view. 
But yes it’s ironic how green belt land seems to have more value to speculators than North Yorkshires barren windswept hills.
toby1234abc:
Stopped the night there to find a large bag of human excrement left on a footpath, that’s nice, the smell in the heat.
Lgv parking designed after twenty pints in Weatherspoons or Mr Magoo.
Too small, not enough room for an international transit major route.The car park was queing to enter and exit.
Long queues at all food outlets.
Not enough staff.
They could have made more Lgv parking by going in to the nearby fields.
Good place for posh top hot totty spotting.
the first line is further proof that desypete has given in and done his dcpc 
Could have been dog ■■■? Was there any tissues?
We need a DNA test on it, to be sure.
But I do agree, Cobham is silly. And those entrance / exit slips are like a smaller version of spaghetti junction.
war1974:
toby1234abc:
Stopped the night there to find a large bag of human excrement left on a footpath, that’s nice, the smell in the heat.
Lgv parking designed after twenty pints in Weatherspoons or Mr Magoo.
Too small, not enough room for an international transit major route.The car park was queing to enter and exit.
Long queues at all food outlets.
Not enough staff.
They could have made more Lgv parking by going in to the nearby fields.
Good place for posh top hot totty spotting.the first line is further proof that desypete has given in and done his dcpc
Ahem, Toby posted that.
am aware - but the only person on here who constantly bangs on about being a real driver and ■■■■■■■■ in a bag is desypete!
Went in the other week, you can still smell the smoke lol 
How did you know it was human ■■■ ? Did you DNA test it or can tell by the smell ? Or maybe there was some used toilet roll with it ?
Could have a dirty dog walker, some who pick up their doogy’s ■■■■■ in a bag, then chuck it in a tree or on the floor somewhere else.