rigsby:
i don’t believe a word of it harry , you would be a fish out of water without your good lady 's advice . you wouldn’t know what to do or when to do it if she wasn’t there to "advise " you would you ? cheers , dave
hiya,
“Advise” Dave shouldn’t that read “order”. 
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
rigsby:
i don’t believe a word of it harry , you would be a fish out of water without your good lady 's advice . you wouldn’t know what to do or when to do it if she wasn’t there to "advise " you would you ? cheers , davehiya,
“Advise” Dave shouldn’t that read “order”.
thanks harry, long retired.
You don’t need a shower,a watering can will do. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
i don’t believe a word of it harry , you would be a fish out of water without your good lady 's advice . you wouldn’t know what to do or when to do it if she wasn’t there to "advise " you would you ? cheers , davehiya,
“Advise” Dave shouldn’t that read “order”.
thanks harry, long retired.You don’t need a shower,a watering can will do.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Filled with warm water I hope.
thanks harry, long retired.
Go on Harry & spoil you & your good lady, & get a Jaccuzi Bath, Ive got one & its great for aches & pains, It can even one feel young again if you get to close to the jets, If you know what I mean Eh, OOH Its bloody lovely, Then of course a few drams after you get dried & into you Terry Towling Dressing gown , Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Go on Harry & spoil you & your good lady, & get a Jaccuzi Bath, Ive got one & its great for aches & pains, It can even one feel young again if you get to close to the jets, If you know what I mean Eh, OOH Its bloody lovely, Then of course a few drams after you get dried & into you Terry Towling Dressing gown , Regards Larry.
hiya,
Tell you what Larry you know how to live, I’ve got to use the shower I’ve the game on
getting out of the tub, I’m like a beached whale wallowing about trying to get out, I’m
safer in the shower at least I’m upright the only problem is keeping the water out of
the single malt and washing myself with one hand.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Go on Harry & spoil you & your good lady, & get a Jaccuzi Bath, Ive got one & its great for aches & pains, It can even one feel young again if you get to close to the jets, If you know what I mean Eh, OOH Its bloody lovely, Then of course a few drams after you get dried & into you Terry Towling Dressing gown , Regards Larry.hiya,
Tell you what Larry you know how to live, I’ve got to use the shower I’ve the game on
getting out of the tub, I’m like a beached whale wallowing about trying to get out, I’m
safer in the shower at least I’m upright the only problem is keeping the water out of
the single malt and washing myself with one hand.
thanks harry, long retired.
Get yourself a hot tub in the garden Harry.You might tempt some tasty birds to join you for a soak.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Go on Harry & spoil you & your good lady, & get a Jaccuzi Bath, Ive got one & its great for aches & pains, It can even one feel young again if you get to close to the jets, If you know what I mean Eh, OOH Its bloody lovely, Then of course a few drams after you get dried & into you Terry Towling Dressing gown , Regards Larry.hiya,
Tell you what Larry you know how to live, I’ve got to use the shower I’ve the game on
getting out of the tub, I’m like a beached whale wallowing about trying to get out, I’m
safer in the shower at least I’m upright the only problem is keeping the water out of
the single malt and washing myself with one hand.
thanks harry, long retired.Get yourself a hot tub in the garden Harry.You might tempt some tasty birds to join you for a soak.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Wouldn’t be much of a turn on for the chicks having to be lowered in lifted
out via an “Iron Fairy” or something similar.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Go on Harry & spoil you & your good lady, & get a Jaccuzi Bath, Ive got one & its great for aches & pains, It can even one feel young again if you get to close to the jets, If you know what I mean Eh, OOH Its bloody lovely, Then of course a few drams after you get dried & into you Terry Towling Dressing gown , Regards Larry.hiya,
Tell you what Larry you know how to live, I’ve got to use the shower I’ve the game on
getting out of the tub, I’m like a beached whale wallowing about trying to get out, I’m
safer in the shower at least I’m upright the only problem is keeping the water out of
the single malt and washing myself with one hand.
thanks harry, long retired.Get yourself a hot tub in the garden Harry.You might tempt some tasty birds to join you for a soak.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t be much of a turn on for the chicks having to be lowered in lifted
out via an “Iron Fairy” or something similar.
thanks harry, long retired.
Make sure that you are in there fist Harry,seeing them get in will work like WD40.
Cheer’s Dave.
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Having an hour or so on trucknet and always have a look on this thread cant beat a laugh,i was in Currys tother day having a look at washing machines salesman said can i help sir .I want a washer for the wife he say,s i,l have to have a look at her first
cheeky t*at
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.
Ray Leggy:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Having an hour or so on trucknet and always have a look on this thread cant beat a laugh,i was in Currys tother day having a look at washing machines salesman said can i help sir .I want a washer for the wife he say,s i,l have to have a look at her first
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Ray once offered to part-ex the old woman as deposit for a car, the salesman
said you’re need is greater than mine and offered me free road tax.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Ray Leggy:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Having an hour or so on trucknet and always have a look on this thread cant beat a laugh,i was in Currys tother day having a look at washing machines salesman said can i help sir .I want a washer for the wife he say,s i,l have to have a look at her first
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.hiya,
Ray once offered to part-ex the old woman as deposit for a car, the salesman
said you’re need is greater than mine and offered me free road tax.
thanks harry, long retired.
What make was the car Harry ? Would it have been as sporty as your old woman ?
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Ray Leggy:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Having an hour or so on trucknet and always have a look on this thread cant beat a laugh,i was in Currys tother day having a look at washing machines salesman said can i help sir .I want a washer for the wife he say,s i,l have to have a look at her first
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.hiya,
Ray once offered to part-ex the old woman as deposit for a car, the salesman
said you’re need is greater than mine and offered me free road tax.
thanks harry, long retired.What make was the car Harry ? Would it have been as sporty as your old woman ?
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I wouldn’t dare say “a thirsty old banger” oops.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Ray Leggy:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I only got the wetroom for the wife, she can’t raise her right leg very high and she may trip if we installed a shower unit. I have told you before that I can lift my leg into the washbasin, but may need it when I cannot keep doing the can can.Having an hour or so on trucknet and always have a look on this thread cant beat a laugh,i was in Currys tother day having a look at washing machines salesman said can i help sir .I want a washer for the wife he say,s i,l have to have a look at her first
Our dog lifts his leg,but thankfully its outside.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I like getting the leg over, but not the bathroom sink.
thanks harry, long retired.hiya,
Ray once offered to part-ex the old woman as deposit for a car, the salesman
said you’re need is greater than mine and offered me free road tax.
thanks harry, long retired.What make was the car Harry ? Would it have been as sporty as your old woman ?
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I wouldn’t dare say “a thirsty old banger” oops.
thanks harry, long retired.
Bloody hell Harry,you had better sharpen up your running skills.
Cheers Dave.
Lads I have been a little busy, what with visiting times at the hospital. But a true story, next door who is a year or two older than Harry, started playing music loud and clapping to it. 
I could sleep through it, after sieeping with the engine running in the lorry. He finally got her goat at 6.00 in the morning, she went in her nightdress & dressing gown to his front door! She must have scared him to death, been no probalem since. 
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have been a little busy, what with visiting times at the hospital. But a true story, next door who is a year or two older than Harry, started playing music loud and clapping to it.
Some women are better than a guard dog Norm,they can frighten the living daylights out of people.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have been a little busy, what with visiting times at the hospital. But a true story, next door who is a year or two older than Harry, started playing music loud and clapping to it.Some women are better than a guard dog Norm,they can frighten the living daylights out of people.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Even after 40 odd years mine can still frighten the s"“” out of me, dangerous things.
thanks harry, long retired,
that’s the advantage of being deaf as a post harry , i discretely switch the hearing aids off and smile nicely at her . i can’t hear a word she is saying , but if her hand strays near the frying pan i beat a retreat smartish . trouble is , she knows i can lipread , cheers , dave