Please could you excuse me, for I just don’t seem to have enough hours in a day, and days in a week, 
and weeks in a month, and months in a year! Time justs seems to flybye, what with bowls, snooker, watching darts, football, and cheltenham racing, I have to cut time on here. 
But good news I have my new glasses today, and can see so good, I can see a gnat walking up the side of the lighthouse in Northampton which is over 4.1/2 miles from my bungy. 
Norman Ingram:
Please could you excuse me, for I just don’t seem to have enough hours in a day, and days in a week,
hiya,
Norm it’s nice to hear you’ve got the “headlamps” fixed bet your’e relieved Eh’
Norm does this mean you’ll be getting yourself another car?? but seeing as you’ll
have forgotten how to drive you can always enrol at the HG-SOM my rates are
very competetive and I’ll throw in my world famous sheeting and roping course
for free, now there you go mate something for nothing in this day and age can’t
be bad, who said there’s a lot of rogues about my trouble is I’m all heart.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norm will be back on the middle east trips now Harry with those new spectacles.Glad you can see OK Norm,keep em peeled. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norm will be back on the middle east trips now Harry with those new spectacles.Glad you can see OK Norm,keep em peeled.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, Norm hasn’t nibbled at my cheap tuition as yet,
maybe he’s giving it a good coat of looking at.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norm will be back on the middle east trips now Harry with those new spectacles.Glad you can see OK Norm,keep em peeled.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave, Norm hasn’t nibbled at my cheap tuition as yet,
maybe he’s giving it a good coat of looking at.
thanks harry, long retired.
He’s probably engrossed in reading the highway code Harry in preparation.
Cheers Dave.
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems. By that time we are likely kicked the bucket, so I will be safe from you two rogues.
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.
I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.
It might frighten them in your case Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.It might frighten them in your case Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, if they saw double they’d still laugh.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.It might frighten them in your case Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave, if they saw double they’d still laugh.
thanks harry, long retired.
More likely to start moaning and groaning Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.It might frighten them in your case Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave, if they saw double they’d still laugh.
thanks harry, long retired.More likely to start moaning and groaning Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Moaning and groaning is that the same as complaining 
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Where you two are concerned, I will take about 20 years to read the small print, Flash Harry & dubrious Dave are not leading me into trouble or causing me financial problems.I expect you can see more than you can have Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Wouldn’t it be great if the womenfolk could see more than we really have.
thanks harry, long retired.It might frighten them in your case Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave, if they saw double they’d still laugh.
thanks harry, long retired.More likely to start moaning and groaning Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Moaning and groaning is that the same as complaining
thanks harry, long retired.
I think you know very well what I was referring to Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Oh yes I did
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Oh yes I did
thanks harry, long retired.
You certainly did Harry.
Norm will have to add Pantomimes to the Clubs and Pubs thread.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Oh yes I did
thanks harry, long retired.You certainly did Harry.
Norm will have to add Pantomimes to the Clubs and Pubs thread.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave,just so long as Norm refrains from introducing his sand dance to the
proceedings I’m fed up of clearing up after him.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Oh yes I did
thanks harry, long retired.You certainly did Harry.
Norm will have to add Pantomimes to the Clubs and Pubs thread.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave,just so long as Norm refrains from introducing his sand dance to the
proceedings I’m fed up of clearing up after him.
thanks harry, long retired.
You just have to allow him to perform the banana shuffle only Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Every time I go to bowling I take a bannana, and do a shuffle on the green. But I cannot remember doing the sand dance since I was on holiday in Marjorca at the Sumba hotel at Cala Millor in 1982! I was in several sketches as we was the entertainment, I did two with mother & daughter, Hungarian mother German daughter of 15 who was very mature, but always asking me if I would be good! I was in another where the women drew faces on our stomachs, a big hat over our faces, we looked like three dwarfs, another I went up with a German women Gesla as a couple and done several test, and finally change clothes with each other inside a giant pillow case, we won, but I could only get her clothes half on, as she was so slim. Still have photo’s was looking at them the other week, two from near Glasgow still send us christmas cards to us and vice versa, terriffic two weeks holiday, when we boarded the coach to return home, the whole of the guests, Germans, Italians, few scottish, and english was there for a month in August, they cheered and waved us goodbye, my 12 year old daughter was crying, and said Dad that was the best holiday we have ever had, so funny and happy people you pull together.
You oughta write a book Norm ! " The naughty adventures of Norman " it would be a best seller off the top shelf in W H Smiths.
Cheers Dave.
Dave I will most likely do that when I am unable to do my sporting activaties, and gardening, then the star turns in my book may not reckonise themselves. I must say that I have been in so many wonderful situations in my life, and 99% of people who had my friendship have always returned it with great loyalty, even at the bowl club they said they missed me when I had two weeks off for my eye. they said it was so quiet.