Second part, after the hose pipe ban was lifted, 
for it rained every day from when they brought it in, they then came out with it would be better to keep it closed, for it may harbour bugs in the filtering system, when hospital wards were shutting due the ME bug. Another waste was they got a granite round boulder with a flat face, with information on them at every entrance that had a path leading into the park which used to be in the 1800 a racecourse which was given to the people of Northampton, cost £ 1/2000 each and about 8 of them, do they read them, well Ihave seen them sat on stood on, so unless they read with their feet or bums, I do not think so. they could have paid for park wardens partime to keep our parks nice. 
Buy your sun tan lotion now Norm,otherwise there could be a shortage of it,with a boiling hot summer on the horizon, 
Ice creams will be very expensive and the beaches will be crammed.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI just woke up,only dreaming. 
Cheers Dave.
Just think yourself lucky, well you did wakeup 
or are you dreaming you woke up, hope you had a nice time getting hot and bothered 
If you are on a island with hula hula girls, please pick a nice one for me! 
Don’t need a hula girl Norm,got my girl here sharing her life with me.Can’t complain about that.Would like to have a nice summer,as the last one was in 2006.
Cheers Dave.
What’s up Dave, Tracy leaning over your shoulder. You are not suppose to bring wives & girlfriends into your dreams, or it might turn into a Nightmare. 
Norman Ingram:
What’s up Dave,
No she ain’t the jealous type Norm,if some of my past lady friends had been as easy going my hair wouldn’t be so grey.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
What’s up Dave,No she ain’t the jealous type Norm,if some of my past lady friends had been as easy going my hair wouldn’t be so grey.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
My “Old Lady” isn’t the jealous type she offers total strangers money
to take me off her hands, I did ask her if she has someone else in
the frame she assures me not, she’s afraid of getting like for like.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well Harry you tell your wife you are a rare jewel, and she could search the world all over, and never find another like you! 
But beware of her answer, mind told me she wouldn’t bother. 
hiya,
Tell her I’m a rare Jewel Eh’, she’d say don’t you mean rough diamond and she’d mean it.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell her I’m a rare Jewel Eh’, she’d say don’t you mean rough diamond and she’d mean it.
thanks harry, long retired.
A rough diamond is worth quite a bit of money, but be careful she don’t send you to Holland or Belgium to be " CUT UP". 
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell her I’m a rare Jewel Eh’, she’d say don’t you mean rough diamond and she’d mean it.
thanks harry, long retired.A rough diamond is worth quite a bit of money,
You trying to say Harry is a horse Norm,sending him abroad to be cut up.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell her I’m a rare Jewel Eh’, she’d say don’t you mean rough diamond and she’d mean it.
thanks harry, long retired.A rough diamond is worth quite a bit of money,
You trying to say Harry is a horse Norm,sending him abroad to be cut up.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
“Our Lass” reckons I’m a stubborn old git so I guess that makes me a “mule”.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell her I’m a rare Jewel Eh’, she’d say don’t you mean rough diamond and she’d mean it.
thanks harry, long retired.A rough diamond is worth quite a bit of money,
You trying to say Harry is a horse Norm,sending him abroad to be cut up.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
“Our Lass” reckons I’m a stubborn old git so I guess that makes me a “mule”.
thanks harry, long retired.
I bet she still whispers sweet nothings in you ear Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave they are the diamond capials of the world, if Harry is a rough diamond, there the place to cut him up, and give him a good old polish up!
Norman Ingram:
Dave they are the diamond capials of the world,
hiya,
Norm, I’m quite happy to remain in the rough uncut state, as rough as a bears arse,
quite happy to stay this way , “what you sees is what you gets”, no airs and graces.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Dave they are the diamond capials of the world,hiya,
Norm, I’m quite happy to remain in the rough uncut state, as rough as a bears arse,
quite happy to stay this way , “what you sees is what you gets”, no airs and graces.
thanks harry, long retired.
There are a few tame bears around so they say,perhaps Mrs Gill has got one of those.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Dave they are the diamond capials of the world,hiya,
Norm, I’m quite happy to remain in the rough uncut state, as rough as a bears arse,
quite happy to stay this way , “what you sees is what you gets”, no airs and graces.
thanks harry, long retired.
I agree with you there Harry, What you see is what you get, & if people dont like it , Well thats just too bad Eh, Lifes too bloody short to worry about anything realley, Except the things that are close to us, Speaking for myself I enjoy life & of course the Amber Nectar, , & My familey that are allways there for me & my good Lady, So you know the old saying Keep the old chin up, So you dont spill the Barley squeezings Eh, Regards Larry.
Larry, if you had saved all those empty bottles through the years, you could have replaced your Jag with the money for the glass!
Norman Ingram:
Larry, if you had saved all those empty bottles through the years, you could have replaced your Jag with the money for the glass!
Looking at the pics of Larry’s Jag Norm.I don’t think he will need to replace it for several years.It looks immaculate.
Cheers Dave.
I don’t know Dave, today I had a lift in a few month old jag,from the bowls club to a bus stop, by a rich bowling mate, it was very nice, so I’m sure if Larry sold that glass for brass, he would have a upgrade.