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harry_gill:
hiya,
Norm lay off the funnies will ya I’ve just fell off the sofa.
thanks harry, long retired.

You shouldn’t be on the sofa Harry,its far to dangerous for you. :open_mouth: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Norman Ingram:
Talking about nuns, they move about like penquins, and from a distance look similar. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: What is the difference between the two :question: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Well you have every chance of getting a peck from a penquin, but none from a nun! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Reminds me of the crossword clue :- “Bird of prey,three letters”.
Answer “Nun”.

Rayt,I’ll go away. :grimacing:

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I was told if in this village where I’ve always lived as a young boy by a retired Major for not calling him sir.Bloody Hooray Henrys.
Cheers Dave

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This reminded me of my father.
Son of a miner, worked his way up in The Fleet Air Arm to be a Chief Petty Officer.
When he left we moved to a small village where the local functions were run by a retired army captain.
On being introduced to my dad, he said he could call him Captain.
My dad said that’s fine you can call me Chief!

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Good try Chris, Harry is laughing, I can hear him. :laughing:

745

Where are all the over the hill mob gone, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: they are getting useless at replying just lately, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: unless deceased you must reply within 24 hours! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: But if the latter, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have two weeks to let us know. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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I will tell you in a fortnight if I’m still alive Norm. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

747

hiya,
Norm, it’s been donkey’s years since I felt truly alive but no flowers please I think I’m still breathing.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Just as I thought lads :laughing: :laughing: a couple of deadbeats. :imp: :laughing: :laughing:

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Last time I checked I was still vertical & breathing. Can’t ask for much more at my age.

750

The only way you will know you are still alive,is if you wake up in the morning. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

751

Another way is to check by breathing on a mirror,but it don’t work if you are a zombie. :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing:

752

If your other half complains of a stink in bed,either your dead,or just ■■■■■■. :wink:

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Dave the Renegade:
If your other half complains of a stink in bed,either your dead,or just ■■■■■■. :wink:

hiya,
My wife couldn’t complain about me trumping in bed we sleep in seperate
beds hers is in Chester le Street mines in Glasgow.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
If your other half complains of a stink in bed,either your dead,or just ■■■■■■. :wink:

hiya,
My wife couldn’t complain about me trumping in bed we sleep in seperate
beds hers is in Chester le Street mines in Glasgow.
thanks harry, long retired.

For some couples that would be far to close Harry. :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

755

Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Probably a bottle of malt Norm. :wink:

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Probably a bottle of malt Norm. :wink:

Yep you could be right Dave. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Probably a bottle of malt Norm. :wink:

hiya,
Well I do like to be close to my first love chaps.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Probably a bottle of malt Norm. :wink:

hiya,
Well I do like to be close to my first love chaps.
thanks harry, long retired.

Ms, Glenfiddich untouched by hand, & distilled to perfection for the drinkers who know a good thing when it put in front of them in a crystal cut rummer, Lets go out on the lash Harry & savour a few malts, See you at the next Hippy Gathering, Regards Larry.

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Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if Harry is in Glasgow, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: who is in bed with him :question: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Probably a bottle of malt Norm. :wink:

hiya,
Well I do like to be close to my first love chaps.
thanks harry, long retired.

Ms, Glenfiddich untouched by hand, & distilled to perfection for the drinkers who know a good thing when it put in front of them in a crystal cut rummer, Lets go out on the lash Harry & savour a few malts, See you at the next Hippy Gathering, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Yep’ Larry, it’s a date, is it OK if “I practice a bit” until the next “do”,
I don’t want to get rusty in the meantime now do I ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.