Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

[norman_ingram]

Dave. I mentioned bowls & snooker.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave. I mentioned bowls & snooker.

I guessed right the Norm.Thought it would be something to do with sport.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave I have a full calender this month, 4th I go to the dentist, the 8th I have my pre-med, on the 22nd I have my eye op. on the 23rd I have to go to the Podiatry. Good news wife went to hospital yesterday, she has been told she needs a new hip, and is having the op on April5th. Now she may be free of pain and we might go on holiday.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have a full calender this month, 4th I go to the dentist, the 8th I have my pre-med, on the 22nd I have my eye op. on the 23rd I have to go to the Podiatry. Good news wife went to hospital yesterday, she has been told she needs a new hip, and is having the op on April5th. Now she may be free of pain and we might go on holiday.

Hope you and your wife get it all sorted Norm,and then have a good holiday.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have a full calender this month, 4th I go to the dentist, the 8th I have my pre-med, on the 22nd I have my eye op. on the 23rd I have to go to the Podiatry. Good news wife went to hospital yesterday, she has been told she needs a new hip, and is having the op on April5th. Now she may be free of pain and we might go on holiday.

hiya,
Bloody hell Nosser some repair work coming off at your end hope you
got a Meccano set for Chrimbo, but seriously Norm just hope all
goes well and you can get away for a breakaway after the “medicals”
are over and done with, give my best wishes to the Colleen.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Harry I hope they don’t give me a bionic eye. :lol. : Then again I could give Ang a good looking over.

[v7victor]

Norman Ingram:
Harry I hope they don’t give me a bionic eye. :lol. : Then again I could give Ang a good looking over.

so could i and i don’nt live that far away, shush don’t tell any one

[norman_ingram]

Vic like Ang said, my lips are sealed, and Ang if your peeking, you could sneak a kiss.

[norman_ingram]

Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Sorry Harry got it wrong again dad!

[norman_ingram]

Just remembered the club in Farnworth near Bolton, Blighty’s, used to have great artist on at that club.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
I don’t think it would be safe for Norm to go to bingo,as he would try chatting the women up,and you know how serious they take their bingo.He would get tarred and feathered for distracting them.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
I don’t think it would be safe for Norm to go to bingo,as he would try chatting the women up,and you know how serious they take their bingo.He would get tarred and feathered for distracting them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wonder does the Colleen accompany our Norm on his visits to the “bookies”
if his shop is anything like the one I use there’s a couple of interesting dollies
behind the counter who I must admit I give a good coat of looking at, maybe
I should spend more time at studying the racing form rather than the female
form, but either way I wouldn’t have any luck.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
I don’t think it would be safe for Norm to go to bingo,as he would try chatting the women up,and you know how serious they take their bingo.He would get tarred and feathered for distracting them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wonder does the Colleen accompany our Norm on his visits to the “bookies”
if his shop is anything like the one I use there’s a couple of interesting dollies
behind the counter who I must admit I give a good coat of looking at, maybe
I should spend more time at studying the racing form rather than the female
form, but either way I wouldn’t have any luck.
thanks harry, long retired.

I would sooner study the female form,than the racing form Harry.I find females much more interesting than horses.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
I don’t think it would be safe for Norm to go to bingo,as he would try chatting the women up,and you know how serious they take their bingo.He would get tarred and feathered for distracting them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wonder does the Colleen accompany our Norm on his visits to the “bookies”
if his shop is anything like the one I use there’s a couple of interesting dollies
behind the counter who I must admit I give a good coat of looking at, maybe
I should spend more time at studying the racing form rather than the female
form, but either way I wouldn’t have any luck.
thanks harry, long retired.

I would sooner study the female form,than the racing form Harry.I find females much more interesting than horses.
Cheers Dave.

I walked in Ladbrokes, and Cherl had reindeer antlers on her head, I walked up to her, and said no snow, just a little reindeer. I said no mistletoe, I was told I didn’t need it to get a kiss.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Don’t think Harry has got over his night out, he will be legs eleven this year, so he is not able to do what he could when he was younger! So when he tries, it takes longer for him to recover.

hiya,
Norm I’m well over the night out, I was in good nick on getting up next day,
can any of us do what we did donkey’s years ago?? I doubt it, legs eleven,■■
not with you but agewise and if I make my next birthday I’ll be Sunset Strip
as in 77 Sunset Strip, I’ll have to see if my old lady will let me loose with a
bit of younger stuff to find out if I’m still any good at “t’other”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norm needs to go and play bingo Harry,so that he will know what legs eleven means.Legs eleven times seven he should have said
Cheers Dave,

hiya,
Dave don’t tempt him to go to the Bingo that would be fatal for me I have won
a few bob on the rare occasion I’ve attended with my “Good Lady”, he’s cleaned
Ladbrokes out, I don’t get nowt from there so no doubt “Lucky Norm” would no
doubt have a beanfeast if he started visiting Gala or Mecca and that would be the
death knell for me never to win again.
thanks harry, long retired.

Hi Harry,
I don’t think it would be safe for Norm to go to bingo,as he would try chatting the women up,and you know how serious they take their bingo.He would get tarred and feathered for distracting them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wonder does the Colleen accompany our Norm on his visits to the “bookies”
if his shop is anything like the one I use there’s a couple of interesting dollies
behind the counter who I must admit I give a good coat of looking at, maybe
I should spend more time at studying the racing form rather than the female
form, but either way I wouldn’t have any luck.
thanks harry, long retired.

I would sooner study the female form,than the racing form Harry.I find females much more interesting than horses.
Cheers Dave.

I walked in Ladbrokes, and Cherl had reindeer antlers on her head, I walked up to her, and said no snow, just a little reindeer. I said no mistletoe, I was told I didn’t need it to get a kiss.

How long has Cheri Blair been working in Ladbrokes Norm

[norman_ingram]

Rather kiss Harry than her! and that is as likely as lighting a fire with snowballs. Hope Ang has not fell off the step ladder doing her decorating.