Must admitt I was one of the first to have a Tv in my lorry, but only got it out when stuck in a unsocialable place, like when your time ran out before you got to a grab a granny night. 
or I got stuck in some brewery unloading my tanker, then I would stay on the unloading point until first thing in the morning. But I loved to go to a good dance and glide a damsel about instead of a great big truck. 
By the way Dave I know when valentines day is, my wifeās birthday is the day after, I think you never read my article properly! or you had too much pop.
Norman Ingram:
By the way Dave I know when valentines day is, my wifeās birthday is the day after, I think you never read my article properly! or you had too much pop.
Hands up 
did read it wrong Norm,sincere apologies grovel grovel .Donāt have enough pop,it would probably help me concentrate and read the posts properly .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
By the way Dave I know when valentines day is, my wifeās birthday is the day after, I think you never read my article properly! or you had too much pop.Hands up
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave i know when iāve had enough pop i fall down but i know how to overcome that problem i sit down to drink but then i canāt stand up so really iām in a no win situation, should i stop drinking?? donāt tell me iām going to fill my glasses.
thanks harry long retired.
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and more Harry I think you are more like Colonel Chinstrap every day, I donāt mind if I do. Its that man again, āItmaā Tommy Handly, some of you young fellows would not understand what I am talking about.
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and more
What young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going ) grovel.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and moreWhat young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going )
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I think i must be one of the young-uns Dave, my old lady is forever telling me itās time i grew up
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and moreWhat young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going )
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I think i must be one of the young-uns Dave, my old lady is forever telling me itās time i grew up
thanks harry long retired.
Donāt grow up Harry,just stay the same,your band of mates like your dry wit.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and moreWhat young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going )
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I think i must be one of the young-uns Dave, my old lady is forever telling me itās time i grew up
thanks harry long retired.
Harry growing old is compulsory growing up is optional
Johnnie
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and moreWhat young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going )
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I think i must be one of the young-uns Dave, my old lady is forever telling me itās time i grew up
thanks harry long retired.Donāt grow up Harry,just stay the same,your band of mates like your dry wit.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave are you sure you donāt mean half wit, the old lady says iām one of them as well.
thanks harry long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and more
Norman,there was only one worse than Tommy Handley and that was Arthur Askey - āHello playmatesā.
sammyopisite:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave do you think you could give me one more grovel, I was begining to like my position more and moreWhat young fellows Norm,thereās no young fellows on here.We are all weary and knackered on here ( that should get em going )
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I think i must be one of the young-uns Dave, my old lady is forever telling me itās time i grew up
thanks harry long retired.Harry growing old is compulsory growing up is optional
Johnnie
hiya,
Yes Johnnie my mind says iām still 35 my aching bones scream at me iām more like 95 and do feel physically the latter.
thanks harry long retired.
Chris his bee song was one of his best, what about my namesake " Norman Evans" over the garden wall, he dressed up in womens clothes long before Les Dawson, Can I do you now Sir!, the cleaning women in Itma. Now on feeling young Harry, I said I feel like a eighteen year old, but my wife said In canāt have one! I can write that , because Anne is in the bath.
Harry, I have sold my car, it also is very close to your birthday, hope you are feeling better. Norman
Norman Ingram:
Harry, I have sold my car, it also is very close to your birthday, hope you are feeling better. Norman
hiya,
Saw the car on Ebay Norm hope you got a good price, not feeling too bad at the moment,i think the family are taking me out for a birthday meal tomorrow just have to wait and see, iāll be easy to feed a budgie can scoff more than me just hope itās a carvery type of thing i hate getting lumbered with giant piles of food and having to leave it going out for a meal will be a change though donāt dine out much these days, anyway itāll save me putting the chip on and i wonāt have to wash up afterwards.
thanks harry long retired.
Yep Harry I got more than I thought Ā£550, b***er my shoes are wearing down already woe what is to come of me!
Norman Ingram:
Yep Harry I got more than I thought Ā£550,
hiya,
Well done Norm nice amount to re-invest in Ladbroke shares this Saturday and maybe a few bob left over for a pair of trainers because no jam-jar means plenty of hiking, to be truthful my old lady drives more than me nowadays we still have two cars but i hardly ever use mine the bus costs nowt and the buses are frequent and i have only about 150 yards to walk to and from the stop, should really get rid of the little Corsa whilst itās got plenty of tax and test on it iām giving it a good coat of thinking about.
thanks harry long retired.
Yes Harry you should, The chap came up from London to pick it up for his wife who bid for it,his name was Amil, I said that sounds alittle middle east, he said yes Iran, I said I have been there quite a few times, when he replied, Oh between 1975/78 oh the shah was in control, he was born in 1976. He lives in mitcham lane Wimbledon, I said you are lucky quite near the town and tube, how do you know this, I have been there, and smiled. His wife sent a lovely comment to my daughter for she put it on ebay, that the car ran very good, and her husband said your father was a perfect gentleman. 
Hi Norm,
Have you packed up driving or got another motor ?
Cheers Dave.
Dave have packed up, I will see what is what when I get my eyes sorted out, even reading this line, it is bending like a snake, I will have to have a operation on my left eye, then I have cataracts forming, then my legs have been iffey, if things turn out ok, I will consider getting a automatic with hand contols if they let me. Norman