Watch it Keith, I shall ask her if she wants a sugar daddy next sunday, but then again at my age I would be quite happy to keep her warm, it is a great achievement to make the tempature of a 18 year old rise, 
the definition of a sugar daddy= " The Form of a Crysalised Sap " 
Hi boys
Norm it sounds like YOU need to watch it, she has obviously heard that you are a man of great wealth in more ways than one.keep your hands in your pockets holding onto your wallet of course. 
Regards Keith.
Lads I think the lass was just trying to help the aged but she is a good natured and thinks she is helping a OAP, perhaps I remind her of her grandad 
but I am feeling a lot better.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hey Dave, you can stick your foxhounds! I have already paid for my plot, so no burial at sea or feeding me to the dogs, Today I was in the snooker club, in my shirt & jeans, having my shot, when this slip of a girl came to the fire doors dressed in a long coat, she was going outside to clean the smokers table, she left the door open, after she came in, I said thank you darling, two old chaps have got double pneumonia, oh I am sorry, I am freezing and I have this coat on , you must use the survial method of keeping warm, how doe’s that work she said, so I said take your coat off, stand close to me, and put your arms around me and cuddle up, she did and after 5/10 minutes she said you are like a radiator, I feel a lot better.Well after we finished playing snooker we went to the counter to pay, and she was there smiling, and I said goodbye, she commented I would love you in bed to be my bodywarmer, I relied I would love you in my bed, she said what for? I said I have no idea, but it seemed a good at the time, but at our age you forget easy.
Hi Norm,
You could always flog the plot.Sounds as if there’s plenty of life in you chatting these young birds up.How are you managing with the driving these days.I seem to remember you had a electronic foot massage thing,that was helping with the feeling in your feet.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Howay Norm we are awaiting the pro’s and con’s of the Circulation Booster, any good or what??
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hey Dave, you can stick your foxhounds! I have already paid for my plot, so no burial at sea or feeding me to the dogs, Today I was in the snooker club, in my shirt & jeans, having my shot, when this slip of a girl came to the fire doors dressed in a long coat, she was going outside to clean the smokers table, she left the door open, after she came in, I said thank you darling, two old chaps have got double pneumonia, oh I am sorry, I am freezing and I have this coat on , you must use the survial method of keeping warm, how doe’s that work she said, so I said take your coat off, stand close to me, and put your arms around me and cuddle up, she did and after 5/10 minutes she said you are like a radiator, I feel a lot better.Well after we finished playing snooker we went to the counter to pay, and she was there smiling, and I said goodbye, she commented I would love you in bed to be my bodywarmer, I relied I would love you in my bed, she said what for? I said I have no idea, but it seemed a good at the time, but at our age you forget easy.Hi Norm,
You could always flog the plot.Sounds as if there’s plenty of life in you chatting these young birds up.How are you managing with the driving these days.I seem to remember you had a electronic foot massage thing,that was helping with the feeling in your feet.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Norm we are awaiting the pro’s and con’s of the Circulation Booster, any good or what??
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
A set of jump leads and a tin of WD40 would probably do the trick.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Hey Dave, you can stick your foxhounds! I have already paid for my plot, so no burial at sea or feeding me to the dogs, Today I was in the snooker club, in my shirt & jeans, having my shot, when this slip of a girl came to the fire doors dressed in a long coat, she was going outside to clean the smokers table, she left the door open, after she came in, I said thank you darling, two old chaps have got double pneumonia, oh I am sorry, I am freezing and I have this coat on , you must use the survial method of keeping warm, how doe’s that work she said, so I said take your coat off, stand close to me, and put your arms around me and cuddle up, she did and after 5/10 minutes she said you are like a radiator, I feel a lot better.Well after we finished playing snooker we went to the counter to pay, and she was there smiling, and I said goodbye, she commented I would love you in bed to be my bodywarmer, I relied I would love you in my bed, she said what for? I said I have no idea, but it seemed a good at the time, but at our age you forget easy.Hi Norm,
You could always flog the plot.Sounds as if there’s plenty of life in you chatting these young birds up.How are you managing with the driving these days.I seem to remember you had a electronic foot massage thing,that was helping with the feeling in your feet.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Howay Norm we are awaiting the pro’s and con’s of the Circulation Booster, any good or what??
thanks harry long retired.Hi Harry,
A set of jump leads and a tin of WD40 would probably do the trick.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Nowt wrong with the fellah Dave he leaps about like a five year old, and a guy of his age who can get cuddles off an eighteen year old bird can’t be in bad nick, it’s me who needs the jump leads and the WD40,
thanks harry long retired.
I expect you could still show us all a few tricks Harry,including Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
I expect you could still show us all a few tricks Harry,including Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I doubt it very much Dave i’d be a bit like a daft dog and be able to roll over and play dead that would be my limit.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
I expect you could still show us all a few tricks Harry,including Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
I doubt it very much Dave i’d be a bit like a daft dog and be able to roll over and play dead that would be my limit.
thanks harry long retired.
You would probably be ok for a spot of sniffing here or there Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave & Harry, you two sound like two dogs not on heat as for the"C" Booster, I use it three times a day, and it helps me, it stops the pain, eases the swelling, and makes my feet normal for short periods, but it won’t cure anything, but it makes life more bearable with the problem I have, and I have three people who have got one due to my pilot test, and they are happy with the results, one a ex-nurse who ankles keep swelling, but now she keeps them ok.
Norman Ingram:
Dave & Harry, you two sound like two dogs not on heat
hiya,
Test Pilot for Circulation Booster eh like it, i would’nt mind being head tester for a single malt producer and a part time job as chief tester for Slumberland could manage that job without a rest.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry you sound like that chap on Tommy Hanley show, Colonel Chinstrap, I don’t mind if I do, mine a double malt
Harry tell the truth, you do not want any job, just the benifits, whisky taster, mattress tester, get somesnow chains for you wifes car, and you won’t have to get up early to take her to work, you can stay in lying down eating bacon butties, and do whisky grading, and surfing the net, what a life!
Norman Ingram:
Harry tell the truth, you do not want any job, just the benifits, whisky taster, mattress tester, get somesnow chains for you wifes car, and you won’t have to get up early to take her to work, you can stay in lying down eating bacon butties, and do whisky grading, and surfing the net, what a life!
hiya,
Norman and why not ■■, there’s lots of people some i know who have gone through life doing precisely that, and me having never drawn a days assistance in my life must be allowed to spend my remaining days doing nowt.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry have you and Chris got this Skype sorted out yet, I gave intructions to my mate in Florida USA, and he came on while I was talking to Keith & Johnnie, and I was talking to him for 40minutes,and we were both on full screens, it was just like we were sitting opposite, the sun was shining, he had to close the blinds a bit, he said he has no technical knowledge, but pleased I had shown him step by step how to get on and put my details in and just click video call after he had click on me. He was going to show his youngest son over there, and get his son in Coventry to get on as well. The nicest part will be we will at Christmas we will be able to greet each other at time in person, and we be able to show our family.
Norman Ingram:
Harry have you and Chris got this Skype sorted out yet, I gave intructions to my mate in Florida USA, and he came on while I was talking to Keith & Johnnie, and I was talking to him for 40minutes,and we were both on full screens, it was just like we were sitting opposite, the sun was shining, he had to close the blinds a bit, he said he has no technical knowledge, but pleased I had shown him step by step how to get on and put my details in and just click video call after he had click on me. He was going to show his youngest son over there, and get his son in Coventry to get on as well. The nicest part will be we will at Christmas we will be able to greet each other at time in person, and we be able to show our family.
hiya,
Norm have had a go but nothing, the thing tells me i’m registered and how to go on but it’s Double Dutch to me, i think i’m destined to be one of life’s duck eggs.i’m in need of a strong drink now my head is starting to hurt, and another thing if i’ve got to go in front of the webcam i’ll need to put my teeth in don’t want to frighten the children.
thanks harry long retired.
Well Harry, if you click on Skype, you home page comes up, on it it got add, you click it, then you add my email address, my name and tel no. also my Skype name = Norman Ingram4, then you click at the bottom, and it pull me up to a panel on the left of the screen, you can see I am on line, a green light by my panel, you click on it, and a full screen comes up, you look at it , and it has a phone & video call, you click on videocall, it starts to ring, and your image comes on at the bottom, if I answer, I appear at the top of the screen, if you move your pointer as I speak to you to top, a sign of full screen , you click and you can see me the whole of the screen. also if you look at the top of your home page once you turned on Skype, it saids help to opperate Skype by Video, you click on this and it brings up four section which you can click on, telling you how to do things,it is so easy,it must be , I can do it.
Harry I go to the trouble of putting information your way,and you ignore me. 
Norman Ingram:
Harry I go to the trouble of putting information your way,and you ignore me.
hiya,
Still trying Norm but getting nowhere Skype asks me for my details my name comes up and i can’t get any further, come on lad give up, i have, i’m not designed for 2010 a bit like 1910 in my case.
thanks harry long retired.
Old Dennis reckons he knows when you are having your 75th birthday party, I wouldn’t put it past himto get half a dozen coach loads of ex- truckers to come and eat & drink you out of house & home, I hope you have enough of your pension saved up.