No Harry thats not what I ment, if you had gone out more, you would have married more times than Micky Rooney, because you never told your women you only wanted to adore them, not marry them! 
hiya,
Well Norm iv’e never known "IT " called adore before but even OAPs can still learn from each other and as you are aware i’ve led a very sheltered life, air raid shelter and bus shelter are two i recall.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, they are trying to find out what you was carrying in that bag, but they will never find out from me, I will die first, before I would tell them , it was a bottle of scotch whisky and a plastic cup , so your secret is safe with me! 
Norman Ingram:
Harry, they are trying to find out what you was carrying in that bag, but they will never find out from me, I will die first, before I would tell them , it was a bottle of scotch whisky and a plastic cup
hiya,
Yes Norm and there was me trying to tell everybody it was your wallet i was carrying about for you becaause you did’nt want to leave it in the car in case it bust the springs.
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Harry, none of my mates would ever believe I would part with my wallet, I only lost it once in Carlsberg brewery inthe 90’s and I have a chain attached to it every since, and that is connect to my belt, so if my wallet goes my belt & trousers go too.
Norman Ingram:
Harry, none of my mates would ever believe I would part with my wallet, I only lost it once in Carlsberg brewery inthe 90’s and I have a chain attached to it every since, and that is connect to my belt, so if my wallet goes my belt & trousers go too.
hiya,
Norm Just wondering where i can get a blown up picture like the one Trev posted there’s a guy wearing a white bowling cap on it which if i mounted over the fireplace would guarantee to keep the grandchildren away from the flames.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry get a few poster pictures of me, and you can make a few bob, selling them to the gardeners to keep the birds off their crops.
Norman Ingram:
Harry get a few poster pictures of me, and you can make a few bob, selling them to the gardeners to keep the birds off their crops.
hiya,
Thanks for that Norm, have got a dozen lifesize posters of you 4 foot 6 and booked a stall on the market hope to make a killing.
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Harry do some photo’s of yourself, and see which scare the birds 
the best, also which sell the most of!
Norman Ingram:
Harry do some photo’s of yourself, and see which scare the birds
hiya,
Norm there has’nt been a camera made that would be strong enough to snap me, i don’t believe in pushing my luck, and i want to lure birds not scare them, and you never know there just might be a georgous short sighted maiden on the hunt.
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Harry I can just picture this 21 years old beatiful maiden, saying I think you are handsome Harry, then someone gives the punch line:- Darling you should have gone to " Specsavers"
hiya,
Been called by many things in my time Norm handsome was never included but one young neighbour gave me a sticker for the car which says “God you’re ugly” but at my time of life and no longer on the hunt i can live with that even believe it to be true, it won’t give me any more grey hairs.
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Harry, don’t you let them say that to you! Just say I am not pretty, I am not ugly, I am inbetween, " Pretty Ugly"
Norman Ingram:
Harry, don’t you let them say that to you! Just say I am not pretty, I am not ugly, I am inbetween, " Pretty Ugly"
hiya,
Norm it’s hard to believe I was once a babe magnet, but if i tried to work the magic now the best i could attract would be old boilers.
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Harry I do not believe that you could not pull a bird, just think this way! :- One Rhino is attracted to another Rhino. and by the way I am going to try to send you a email with the photo I took of you and Trev.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I do not believe that you could not pull a bird, just think this way! :- One Rhino is attracted to another Rhino.
hiya,
Norm be careful i’ve just lashed out for a new computer a snap which portrays me might blow it up .
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Harry I tried twice to get through to you on you email address, and the post master said it didnot get to you it failed ? I will try again
Hi Norm,
Harry has rigged up a defence mechanism that blocks all unwanted emails.
Cheers Dave.
Dave you are a cheeky chappie
hiya,
Have sent you a PM Norm.
thanks harry long retired.