Chuffin Gareth HUNTS

[nick2008]

Well last night was my 1st back after a stretch off with a bust arm.
The company plays the Duty of care card so I’m out with a spare driver just in-case …

Loaded and off we go diversions diversions nothing new , my side kick for the night looked up and said " I got lost the other night because of xyz " ah right its easy enough if you know it says me…

Gets pulled off the A38 south at Buckfastleigh and onto the A384.
Now some will know this roads not the best but a tad easier at night as you can see oncoming lights then you get to the bridge at Riverford By the farm, its a long stone bridge with Traffic lights so not really a problem as long as any queuing traffic heading north keep left at the bend on the other side …

Well last night the HERO’s of 50 from Farm Foods well 3 of them come charging round the bend causing the Palmer and Harvey driver to chucke it into the wall he’s hooked good and proper, I back up to allow the car in front back up to allow P&H a bit of room to get himself off the wall.
I’m now looking at the 3rd monkey of Farm foods and I gotta say he grunted and groaned like a zoo animal .
I said " what’s the chuffin rush with your 2 mates in front "
zoo= “Ahh Well I’m trying to keep up”
me="well its only one road you aint gonna get lost now are you "
Zoo= blank look dumb founded expression biting his tongue … knowing he’s been made to look a real CHIMP Well no chimps have something up there don’t they .

moral of this moan to the 3 Farm Food Apes… FFS Slow down and stop being a complete set of Gareth Hunts
You didn’t achieve anything but ■■■■■ a drivers night up which caused damage to a trailer a wall and made yourself look a chump and made yourself late…

Just glad I’m on 2 rest days now. God knows what Sunday nights going to bring

[stevejones]

thats todays steering wheel attendents m8

[bald_bloke]

Farm Foods are struggling for quality drivers as it’s an awful job and all the good uns are leaving thus leaving the chimps/chumps and that’s a fact.

[chaversdad]

1 day at work then 2 off, see they are easing you back into gently nick btw, did you manage to get your work boots over your slippers ok ?

[goldilox]

chaversdad:
1 day at work then 2 off, see they are easing you back into gently nick btw, did you manage to get your work boots over your slippers ok ?

Nearly choked on me porridge

[nick2008]

chaversdad:
1 day at work then 2 off, see they are easing you back into gently nick btw, did you manage to get your work boots over your slippers ok ?

slipper ha been flip flopping it

Na sick note finished Weds so I decided to get back even though still a lot of pain, so it happened to be my last night on that weeks rota so now 2 rest days then in Sunday, Mon, Tue. followed by 2 rest then another 3 in followed 2 rest yawn then the clincher a 5 nighter …

still have 13days owed holiday yet to sort out

[contraflow]

nick2008:
I said " what’s the chuffin rush with your 2 mates in front "
zoo= “Ahh Well I’m trying to keep up”

He must be an ex-tipper driver. That’s typical tipper driver mentality for you. The first rule of tipper club is; you must keep up with your mates even if that means fatalities.

I have to deal with these cabbages day in day out. I sometimes wish I had a tranquiliser gun so I could immobolise them, pack them into a crate and ship them back to the zoo from whence they came.

[nick2008]

Contraflow:

nick2008:
I said " what’s the chuffin rush with your 2 mates in front "
zoo= “Ahh Well I’m trying to keep up”

He must be an ex-tipper driver. That’s typical tipper driver mentality for you. The first rule of tipper club is; you must keep up with your mates even if that means fatalities.

I have to deal with these cabbages day in day out. I sometimes wish I had a tranquiliser gun so I could immobolise them, pack them into a crate and ship them back to the zoo from whence they came.

Contraflow for transport minister

[3_wheeler]

nick2008:

Contraflow:

nick2008:
I said " what’s the chuffin rush with your 2 mates in front "
zoo= “Ahh Well I’m trying to keep up”

He must be an ex-tipper driver. That’s typical tipper driver mentality for you. The first rule of tipper club is; you must keep up with your mates even if that means fatalities.

I have to deal with these cabbages day in day out. I sometimes wish I had a tranquiliser gun so I could immobolise them, pack them into a crate and ship them back to the zoo from whence they came.

Contraflow for transport minister

+1

[nodding_donkey]

3 wheeler:

nick2008:

Contraflow:

nick2008:
I said " what’s the chuffin rush with your 2 mates in front "
zoo= “Ahh Well I’m trying to keep up”

He must be an ex-tipper driver. That’s typical tipper driver mentality for you. The first rule of tipper club is; you must keep up with your mates even if that means fatalities.

I have to deal with these cabbages day in day out. I sometimes wish I had a tranquiliser gun so I could immobolise them, pack them into a crate and ship them back to the zoo from whence they came.

Contraflow for transport minister

+1

+2

So true… only the tipper driver in front knows where t go.

[g6bob]

bald bloke:
Farm Foods are struggling for quality drivers as it’s an awful job and all the good uns are leaving thus leaving the chimps/chumps and that’s a fact.

I’ve applied to FF ■■■■■■■■■■■ three times and they wouldn’t even touch me with a barge pole!!!

[gembo]

Funny ole game aint it.
I lost a NS mirror glass a couple of years ago on that chuffin nasty Barnstaple road out of Exeter after I ditched the lot into the hedge to avoid
the muppet coming the other way at 50 around a blind left bend.
What was it??
…a tipper!