Christmas salutations and offer a present. pass it on

Wish the previous poster a happy Christmas and offer a pretend present based on their name or something you know about them.

You can jump in as many times as you like.

I will go first so I have to wish my self a happy Christmas and offer myself a present. The next poster has to again wish me and offer me a present.

So let’s start. Remember the next poster is the one to wish and offer so the poster beneath me has to offer and wish me. I get two because I am starting this Christmas thread

Happy Christmas to you ■■■■■■. I got you a dress as a present

Ok but you get 2 presents :unamused: I got you 6inch heels. Merry crimbo anyway.

Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.

martinviking:
Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.

martinviking:

martinviking:
Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.

Whoops too much Whisky !

No don’t reply just wish and present.

Happy Christmas martviking my present to you is 6 tons of lager

Merry Christmas ■■■■■■00 I give to you a half eaten Mars bar

Since you’re the only lad ere, leeyarnold, I give you a Lonely Dear for Christmas.

Merry Christmas Rhythm Thief! I have no idea who you are so I will play it safe with the present, hope you like them :slight_smile:

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instantkarma Merry Christmas. I give you this lttle pair of helping hands

Have a peaceful Christmas Héraultais.

My present to you is a decent sat nav to replace your Chinese one.

And I hope you don’t have any accidents like this guy

Man Falls Down Stairs Forever: youtu.be/cGmMO3Y8a_w