Wish the previous poster a happy Christmas and offer a pretend present based on their name or something you know about them.
You can jump in as many times as you like.
I will go first so I have to wish my self a happy Christmas and offer myself a present. The next poster has to again wish me and offer me a present.
So let’s start. Remember the next poster is the one to wish and offer so the poster beneath me has to offer and wish me. I get two because I am starting this Christmas thread
Happy Christmas to you ■■■■■■. I got you a dress as a present
Ok but you get 2 presents 
I got you 6inch heels. Merry crimbo anyway.
Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.
martinviking:
Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.
martinviking:
martinviking:
Merry Xmas Jackdaw, I’ve got you a Stuffed Magpie (perhaps one of your relatives) to
Put on your mantelpiece.
Whoops too much Whisky !
No don’t reply just wish and present.
Happy Christmas martviking my present to you is 6 tons of lager
Merry Christmas ■■■■■■00 I give to you a half eaten Mars bar
Since you’re the only lad ere, leeyarnold, I give you a Lonely Dear for Christmas.
Merry Christmas Rhythm Thief! I have no idea who you are so I will play it safe with the present, hope you like them 
instantkarma Merry Christmas. I give you this lttle pair of helping hands
Have a peaceful Christmas Héraultais.
My present to you is a decent sat nav to replace your Chinese one.
And I hope you don’t have any accidents like this guy
Man Falls Down Stairs Forever: youtu.be/cGmMO3Y8a_w