I actually bought my misses a weeks holiday b&b in bundoran co Donegal for xmas…im away to Tenerife the same week,but I really do think shes worth the expense.
weve also got a pension type savings plan going that will pay for one of those thora hird electric spakka stair climber chair thingys that goes on the wall,i recon if she gets old and infirm,then itl save me having to get up and carry her down the stairs every day just so she can make my breakfast… 
Got mine a new swimming costume, because her old one had a hole in the knee, she was well pleased.
Me ? I got my wife 5 x £1 raffle tickets for a makeover cos I thought she needed it, she never won so swapping her for one who doesn’t !! 
My Wife gave me a list, but as my eyesight is crap, I got the wrong thing, So if anyone want’s a copy of Dido’s latest let me know.
My old lady says I give her a frosty reception so I got her an ice scraper for the car.
I thought that would break the ice.
Only a tenner from a Malteser bloke in the market,he said it fell off the back of a lorry.
It was not damaged. I asked for a receipt and he waved his arms around like an octopus trying to put a bra on the wrong way around.