The Maoster and Robroy Christmas do. I’m the good looking one (Robroy will hate this 
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the maoster:
I’m the good looking one )
Behind the camera■■? [emoji53]
You only put the one that is the worst of the two of me because that blonde bird in the other bar was interested in me and totally ignored you. 
Here’s the other one that shows my best side.
Ok I’ll admit it…I look ■■■■ old. 
Maybe that was mistake, we actually look gay.
We’ll be choosing scatter cushions and nice fragrances next bud
stu675:
the maoster:
I’m the good looking one )Behind the camera■■? [emoji53]
Touché Sir, touché
One looks like he should be on a wanted poster and the other looks like he should be driving a Rover 75, smoking a pipe with a tweed cap and driving gloves [emoji12]
I’ll leave you to fight over who gets which accolade.
On the plus side you can use the Rover 75 as the wedding limo [emoji23]
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I’m offended
the maoster:
I’m offended
By which bit, wanted poster, gay, marriage, Rover? Could be quite telling…
Hmmm, interesting. I think I’ll settle for permanently offended by life in general. Victor Meldrew look out.
It’s like a version of the Village People video for YMCA, 40 years on.
It’s usually good to put a face to a name.
Usually…[emoji6]
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simcor:
One looks like he should be on a wanted poster and the other looks like he should be driving a Rover 75, smoking a pipe with a tweed cap and driving gloves [emoji12]I’ll leave you to fight over who gets which accolade.
On the plus side you can use the Rover 75 as the wedding limo [emoji23]
I’m also offended. 
…and quite hurt tbh, being the delicate soul that I am. :
Tbf we were both captured in a bad light,.
I’m assuming I’m the wanted poster guy, 
it’s the bald head that does it,
I’m thinking it may be time for a syrup.m or even a comb over.
And as for criminal connotations I’m a straight standing law abiding citizen I’ll have you know…monkey man can vouch for that…and Conor.
And helpful, I’ve often been reported as helping police with their enquiries, it’s the sort of guy I am.
As for your summing up of Maoster you could not be more wrong, this guy’s a trained assassin, rather than him clambering into a Rover 75 he’s more likely to be seen jumping out of a helicopter on to a jet ski…(I wouldn’t go as far as James Bond, more a cut price aging ‘Milk Tray man’. )
Monkey241:
It’s like a version of the Village People video for YMCA, 40 years on.It’s usually good to put a face to a name.
Usually…[emoji6]
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Come on then, we ve been brave enough, how about a look at your mug shot…(I just need to know if Iyou look a hard case,.and if I should be watching my back. )
What about a few more ‘faces to usernames’ on this thread, who is brave enough.■■?
robroy:
Monkey241:
It’s like a version of the Village People video for YMCA, 40 years on.It’s usually good to put a face to a name.
Usually…[emoji6]
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Come on then, we ve been brave enough, how about a look at your mug shot…(I just need to know if Iyou look a hard case,.and if I should be watching my back. [emoji38] )
What about a few more ‘faces to usernames’ on this thread, who is brave enough.■■?
What does a hard man look like■■? [emoji6][emoji1787]
As for viewing my fizzogg this isnt a geriatric gay version of Plenty of Fish and for security reasons after my epic tales of derring do in Ulster I tend to stay in the shadows [emoji6]
With a face like yours I’d be tempted to adopt that excuse
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^^^^^^
Hmmm slight odour of bovine excrement there methinks, but we’ll let it go.
Hey mate!! …My mother loves this face.
Ain’t got a clue what ‘Plenty of fish’’ is btw, (well not until I googled it,) never had the need to resort to that sort of thing tbh.
I’m assuming you’re the type if guy who tends to use these sites, not judging you btw,.each to his own etc etc …never mind mate, you’ll eventually find someone down in your particular league. 
robroy:
^^^^^^
Hmmm slight odour of bovine excrement there methinks, but we’ll let it go.
Hey mate!! …My mother loves this face.
[emoji38]
Ain’t got a clue what ‘Plenty of fish’’ is btw, (well not until I googled it,) never had the need to resort to that sort of thing tbh.
I’m assuming you’re the type if guy who tends to use these sites, not judging you btw,.each to his own etc etc …never mind mate, you’ll eventually find someone down in your particular league.
I did, old lad.
19 years ago on ops. 17 years younger than me [emoji6]
With a face like mine it’s all down to the charm [emoji16]
That’s the thing about mothers - they love unconditionally.
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Monkey241:
It’s like a version of the Village People video for YMCA, 40 years on.It’s usually good to put a face to a name.
Usually…[emoji6]
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That actually made a snot bubble come out.
the maoster:
Monkey241:
It’s like a version of the Village People video for YMCA, 40 years on.It’s usually good to put a face to a name.
Usually…[emoji6]
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That actually made a snot bubble come out.
[emoji1787][emoji106]
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the maoster:
I’m offended
Mission accomplished, then.
Sorry to offend 2 obviously delicate souls.[emoji12]
There was more but I thought that was enough tbh. [emoji23]
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simcor:
One looks like he should be on a wanted poster and the other looks like he should be driving a Rover 75, smoking a pipe with a tweed cap and driving gloves [emoji12]I’ll leave you to fight over who gets which accolade.
On the plus side you can use the Rover 75 as the wedding limo [emoji23]
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