Who has heard the parody on the Britney song Womaniser done by Moyles called Lorry Driver, I think its brilliant and cant stop singing it
Download it from here
Who has heard the parody on the Britney song Womaniser done by Moyles called Lorry Driver, I think its brilliant and cant stop singing it
Download it from here
Ayup,his dad was a driver for the post office,and alot funnier than he is I think,a real comic. c
I like this one from about 30 years ago. I believe it was Dave Lee Travis
It was Dave Lee Travis and Diddy David Hamilton, AKA Super Scouse and Plastic Chicken.
I think it genius, he does some cracking parodies, heard about it yesterday on radio1 heard it for the first time in full today. Nacho breaks■■? hahaha
I think its a great song and very funny. I cant believe that the RHA have said something about it saying that it insults truck drivers!
It`s excellent - top man Mr Moyles !!!
the RHA moan about anything look at top gear… can see thier christmas party been fun… NOT
RHA do nothing for drivers, there is a lack of good parking, clamping on services, and all they can do is moan about a funny song, anyway the dont talk for me. i bet if you rang them up as a lorry driver they would not help you.
heard it to day good laugh me and the 2nd driver where siging it for about 30 mins after
regards
Paul
DLT and Paul Burnette
aka Lorry Lingo and the Dipsticks
i think it is briliant the rha need to get off there high horse and complain about things that will make a difference to lorry drivers ie parking facilities etc etc
Its normal the pen pushers at the RHA complain,they should ask all the drivers if they like top marks from me to moyles for this
Anyone who wants this i have it as an mp3 for download to phone.pm with e mail.
Moyles Parody
Here are the lyrics to Chris Moyles’ latest parody song - ‘Lorry Driver’
You’re a man
Who knows exactly where he’s goin
On the road
With all your eighteen wheels a’ rollin
You deliver milk or sand
or pigs or paint across the land
That’s what you do
What you do, mister
A workin man
You drive a wagon for a livin
Arrive on time
Cos that’s important when deliverin’
Bread or bikes or garden chairs
or sheds or beds or dancing bears
That’s what you do
What you do, mister
Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You’re a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver, oh
You’re a lorry driver, mister
Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way
Lorry driver, lorry driver
Lorry driver
Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some red bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks
You work away
For several days
Life on the road
You’re a lorry driver
Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services
for diesel and nuts magazine
You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell
You’re a lorry driver
Trucker man
You crunch the miles to make a dollar
It’s just a shame
You’ve got the body of Rik Waller
You should be on Slimfast
you spend your life sat on your ■■■
But that’s the way it is
The way it is mister
Off you go
You’ve had a kip and had your dinner
And hung up your
New centrefold of Lucy Pinder
You’re the greatest driver
fuelled by Yorkie bars and Tizer
That’s the way you roll
The way you roll mister
Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You’re a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver, oh
You’re a lorry driver, mister
Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way
Lorry driver, lorry driver
Lorry driver
Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some Red Bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks
You work away
For several days
Life on the road
You’re a lorry driver
Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services
for diesel and Nuts Magazine
You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell
You’re a Lorry Driver
Maybe if I didn’t drive a truck for my work
My wife would look like Jordan rather than Pauline Quirke
And she does a bit, a little bit
Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You’re a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver, oh
You’re a lorry driver, mister
Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way
Lorry driver, lorry driver
Lorry driver
Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some Red Bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks
You work away
For several days
Life on the road
You’re a lorry driver
Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services
for diesel and Nuts Magazine
You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell
You’re a Lorry Driver
Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some Red Bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks
Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You’re a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver, oh
You’re a lorry driver, mister
I hope you copied and pasted that from a site for the sake of your sanity!! I’d love to be delivering dancing bears, actually thinking about it I’d like to deliver anything!!! Gissa job someone?
i think moyles is a ■■■■■■ “fat presenter fat presenter” is better, hes not funny hes a ■■■■
auto censor dodges removed…Denis F
thats why i listen to brazil and porky