Child Support Agency forms

The following are all replies that Manchester women
have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the
section for listing “father’s details;” or putting it another way…
Who’s your Daddy?

  1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
    Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am
    unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but
    I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

  2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
    child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
    unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list
    of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

  3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
    girl. She was conceived at a party at
    360 East Bolton Avenue
    where I had ■■■ with a man I met that night. I do
    remember that the ■■■ was so good that I fainted. If you
    do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
    his phone number? Thanks.

  4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my
    daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my
    stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW
    service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.

  5. I have never had ■■■ with a man. I am still a
    Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
    confirming that my son’s conception was ■■■■■■■■■
    and that he is the Saver risen again.

  6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
    informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
    would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn
    between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise.

7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time…
well, I don’t have clue.

  1. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
    conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic
    Kingdom.

  2. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
    that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme
    about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and
    watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56
    Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

  3. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
    baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
    can’t be sure which one made you ■■■■.

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No5 is the funniest!

My personal favourite is No. 3 :wink:

Jen x

Number 2 makes me laugh. I can sort of see that happening, when the poor girls pi**ed and being sick out of the window. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: