Not missed coming to this place 
,been here an hour still 10 in front 
I love the place. It opens at 6:00am and I try and get there 30mins before and you still get 20 lorries queuing. I have a dvd player in my cab as you can get all your breaks in there.
The quickest time is to turn up at 5pm, been in and out in 20mins before. Longest was 7:30am till 1:00pm.
It goes without saying never night out down there due to ■■■■■■. I normally park up 30mins away.
Parked out there last summer never had a problem there was one “lady” stood on the corner to the main road never said anything to me as I walked past to the pub, but then I am a fugly twunt 
Love the place, NOT
There used to be as many " Lady’s of the night" ply their trade around Eastmoors Road on a night as there is in the nocking shops of Amsterdam a few year ago. I once fancied a couple of overs on a grassy wicket with a bird wearing knee length boots, leather skirt anda chest you could balance a pint on.
Unfortunately or maybe a stroke of look depending which way you look at it I only had a fiver so had to knock a ham shank out before bedtime to help me sleep instead of shafting a bird with a gusset so big it would be like rattling a stick in a wheelie bin.
volvo keef:
Not missed coming to this place
I’ve escaped!!, come out at 540 
Was in there 3 hours yesterday
Had to laugh at the checker, comes over to me and says i’ll tip this one then i’ll tip you.
Ok i says don’t matter been ere nearly 3 hours.
Checker looks puzzled and when he pulls me out to tip he says can’t understand how they have missed you??
Well i say you have walked by me 5 times, his face was priceless 
Oh nice to meet you mrginge 
Seems like alot of faffing to have some light bars on your motor,sorry thats kelsa innit 
seth 70:
Seems like alot of faffing to have some light bars on your motor,sorry thats kelsa innit
Nice
tango boy:
seth 70:
Seems like alot of faffing to have some light bars on your motor,sorry thats kelsa innitNice
Seen 2 of your lads today pal,one was in a merc the same as yours and he was running with the new volvo,that volvo looks well even if i am biased,i think its the super singles and it looks like its on 70 series tyres so the wheels arnt as big,nice
seth 70:
tango boy:
seth 70:
Seems like alot of faffing to have some light bars on your motor,sorry thats kelsa innitNice
Seen 2 of your lads today pal,one was in a merc the same as yours and he was running with the new volvo,that volvo looks well even if i am biased,i think its the super singles and it looks like its on 70 series tyres so the wheels arnt as big,nice
Not to bad a fleet & im biased too!!! lol
tango boy:
seth 70:
tango boy:
seth 70:
Seems like alot of faffing to have some light bars on your motor,sorry thats kelsa innitNice
Seen 2 of your lads today pal,one was in a merc the same as yours and he was running with the new volvo,that volvo looks well even if i am biased,i think its the super singles and it looks like its on 70 series tyres so the wheels arnt as big,nice
Not to bad a fleet & im biased too!!! lol
I saw 2 premiums aswell the other day,how many motors they got 
5 Renaults, 5 Scania’s, 8 Mercedes & 1 Volvo.
Then there is Graham Emerson in his blue Renault & Chris Emerson in his Topline Scania.
2 of the Scania’s are spare at the mo, 1 will stay a spare and the other is replacing a Renault.
We have other trucks coming soon to replace others!
tango boy:
5 Renaults, 5 Scania’s, 8 Mercedes & 1 Volvo.
Then there is Graham Emerson in his blue Renault & Chris Emerson in his Topline Scania.
2 of the Scania’s are spare at the mo, 1 will stay a spare and the other is replacing a Renault.
We have other trucks coming soon to replace others!
I saw your new Volvo being followed by a Merc, going clockwise on the M25 yesterday. Volvo looks smart. You getting anymore Volvos?
tango boy:
5 Renaults, 5 Scania’s, 8 Mercedes & 1 Volvo.
Then there is Graham Emerson in his blue Renault & Chris Emerson in his Topline Scania.
2 of the Scania’s are spare at the mo, 1 will stay a spare and the other is replacing a Renault.
We have other trucks coming soon to replace others!
You having a new un Tim?
andrewv8:
tango boy:
5 Renaults, 5 Scania’s, 8 Mercedes & 1 Volvo.
Then there is Graham Emerson in his blue Renault & Chris Emerson in his Topline Scania.
2 of the Scania’s are spare at the mo, 1 will stay a spare and the other is replacing a Renault.
We have other trucks coming soon to replace others!
You having a new un Tim?
Don’t be daft lol 
danalex84:
tango boy:
5 Renaults, 5 Scania’s, 8 Mercedes & 1 Volvo.
Then there is Graham Emerson in his blue Renault & Chris Emerson in his Topline Scania.
2 of the Scania’s are spare at the mo, 1 will stay a spare and the other is replacing a Renault.
We have other trucks coming soon to replace others!
I saw your new Volvo being followed by a Merc, going clockwise on the M25 yesterday. Volvo looks smart. You getting anymore Volvos?
Another one coming soon mate.
Being as you lads know yer motors…who has that monstrous ’ Gladiator ’ Volvo?
Went past me on the M56 earlier and I felt a twitch. Number plate resembles Gladiator too.
eagerbeaver:
Being as you lads know yer motors…who has that monstrous ’ Gladiator ’ Volvo?Went past me on the M56 earlier and I felt a twitch. Number plate resembles Gladiator too.
This one?..
Its operated by Stanian Transport of Manchester.
They have a few that are airbrushed with a movie theme.
Like this new Volvo…
