A few years ago, upon return from a visit abroad, there was a N.I.P from Notts police on my doormat. I opened it, and the date of offence was whilst I was abroad. Upon request of the photograph for evidence, a photo arrived; face forward of my brother cheerfully Horneteering through Nottingham. Apparantly the ‘Safety Partnership’ crew in those vans are equipped with binocculars [sp] for the express purpose of reading the numberplates of those vehicles (usually motorbikes), which do not have a forward facing plate.
I saw a Spanish wagon on the M40 last week. (surprise surprise!)
The motor in question was a M.A.N. XXXXXXXXL with a big windscreen.
The driver had that much in his screen , I’m surprised he wasn’t looking out of his side window to see where he was going
Frilly nets, flags, and number plates with ,it seemed, ALL the names of his family, friends and work colleagues
A company car driver in a Vectra on a frosty morning would have lost to this guy.
( Picture the Vectra, 7-30 in the morning with a 50p size circle rubbed off the window ) and you 'll know what I mean.
I had to use a colleagues unit the other week whilst mine was having the front n/s put back together …apparently he went mad when he came back to work and found his dreamcatcherS!!, four England flags, little man in a footie strip, his little rubber suckers with England, Europe and driver flags, from out of his windscreen ALL FLUNG ONTO THE BUNK … WHERE THEY BELONG!!!
Why do these clowns have a flag with “driver” on them■■? we know they’re blinking drivers■■?
I used to work with a bloke who spent nearly £700 on matching curtains, seat covers in crushed velvet and fitted carpets for his Scania - all in a vile electric blue. Six months later, the company changed the fleet for MANs so he spent another £700 on matching curtains, seat covers and fitted carpets…! As far as I know, hes still got the first lot in the vain hope the company will go back to Scanias! I know his TM really well, he says “no chance”!!!
Anyway, this same bloke goes and buys an 900 watt inverter so that he can run a vacuum cleaner to hoover his fitted carpets. The vacuum cleaner is rated at 1500 watts - he can’t understand why it won’t work!!!
Somebody mentioned “two brain cells”…!?! I don’t think this bloke has half a brain cell!!!
