Career change ???

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Ive just decided I am going to have a career change but first of all I must spend some time in one of her majesty’s prisons to get the said job.

jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/detailj … =WEM/45931

And they say crime doesnt pay…well I am sorry but it pays a damm sight more an hour than I earn :angry: :angry:

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Yes sounds like good easy money to be made, a bit mind numbing for me but they’ll be queuing for it I bet.

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Too good to be true…report back here when you find out all the bullshi… :grimacing:

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If the £15 per hour isnt enough then maybe they will apply for the other one at £18 per hour

jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/detailj … =BPH/11002

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£600 per week delivering leaflets, ffs. There’ll be a few posties that won’t like that. That’s more than double the wage for the same job. I would give my job up for that. Looks like you even get petrol money to go back and forth on top :open_mouth:

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I would imagine that rate is a fictitious rate based on possible follow-up sales by the company reps.

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You can just imagine what they will put on their CV for experience

AGE 12-14 …Expelled from school for bullying
14-17… 6 months young offenders custody for assault
17-21…12 months for agravated burgalry
21-25…3 years for armed robbery
25-35…10 years for ■■■■…due out on parole 01/07/12 so my parole officer as advised me to apply for said position

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Paul:
You can just imagine what they will put on their CV for experience

AGE 12-14 …Expelled from school for bullying
14-17… 6 months young offenders custody for assault
17-21…12 months for agravated burgalry
21-25…3 years for armed robbery
25-35…10 years for ■■■■…due out on parole 01/07/12 so my parole officer as advised me to apply for said position

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Keep them off the street from reoffending I guess it is for a pretty good idea I think

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Paul:
You can just imagine what they will put on their CV for experience

AGE 12-14 …Expelled from school for bullying
14-17… 6 months young offenders custody for assault
17-21…12 months for agravated burgalry
21-25…3 years for armed robbery
25-35…10 years for ■■■■…due out on parole 01/07/12 so my parole officer as advised me to apply for said position

Sorry mate, you’re over qualified. The aggravated burglary is fine, but with that armed robbery you’re more suited to a supervisory role :smiley:

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i’ve rearranged part of the job description.

Having access to your own transport is ideal, although someone elses is acceptable

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Police also have Vacancy.
Canadian Police is on search for a Murderer.Dont know about the Pay