Took this picture of my young en and thought it would make for a funny caption 
Two I like up to yet are …
Oi BMW driver, use your [zb]ing indicators !!!
And
Cyclists, red means [zb]ing stop !!!
“Stop [zb] taking pictures eh me dad and put some money in the machine”
“Am usually an artic driver but the boss was desperate this morning”
Who took my frilly curtians with Indian restaurant themed tassles and pelmets from my Scanny V12 Inter charger Turbo injected direct inducted cooler Inter Cooled go fast blinged up Scanny with a 950 bhp motor.
“This new Self Driving Car’s the Dogs B’s, Dad”
Hey, I got one of those Chinese trucks!
“Vosa can F-Off, I’m out of scope in this beauty”
I ain’t taking this shed out again grrrrrr
“So old man, run this twin splitter bollox past me one more time!”
‘Use the handbrake, lady: that’s what the [zb]thing’s for!’
'How much ‘king room do you want!?’
Ouch my bum hurts.Who was the agency driver that turned up the switch on my heated seat in this Swedish pile of ■■■.
Agency man has changed the channel on my favourite radio station.
Where is my beans on toast,i have just done a 15 hour shift.
‘It’s quite simple mate: if you can’t see to go, you don’t [zb] go!!!’
Thanks Dad,you give me an ERF with a twin splitter for four drops for Lisbon and Madrid.
Show me how to do manual entries again?
[zb] DAFs!!! Why can’t your auto box negotiate a simple [zb] round about!!!"
Or
“Pull over you Asda [zb]!!!, I live on the limiter!!!”
“no i won’t ■■■■■■■ empty the bins and sweep the yard boss”
35 hours in a classroom…And I get this?
“Thank god it hasn’t got a gear stick, I passed in an auto”
“Shut up Carryfast!!!”
“Fetch me my Rusks ! NOW !”