Calais Sorted It

Just been talking about the problems in Calais with my wife. We have came up with this idea.

NEW Theme Park with special shooting gallery

Inside the fence at the tunnel, and on the approach road to the Port, Have people, who would pay money, with …

Paintball guns loaded with fluorescent green paint.

See an immigrant and fire.

As they turn around, fire again.

It would also make them more visible during the night time.

What do you think?

SWEDISH BLUE:
Just been talking about the problems in Calais with my wife. We have came up with this idea.

NEW Theme Park with special shooting gallery

Inside the fence at the tunnel, and on the approach road to the Port, Have people, who would pay money, with …

Paintball guns loaded with fluorescent green paint.

See an immigrant and fire.

As they turn around, fire again.

It would also make them more visible during the night time.

What do you think?

You need to see a doctor or get rid of that thing you married to

Yeah and we could also make them wear striped pyjamas with yellow badges on them too huh?

Come soon Lord Jesus!

So what ideas do you 2 have?

SWEDISH BLUE:
Just been talking about the problems in Calais with my wife. We have came up with this idea.

NEW Theme Park with special shooting gallery

Inside the fence at the tunnel, and on the approach road to the Port, Have people, who would pay money, with …

Paintball guns loaded with fluorescent green paint.

See an immigrant and fire.

As they turn around, fire again.

It would also make them more visible during the night time.

What do you think?

Why not just set them on fire :bulb:

Suedehead:

SWEDISH BLUE:
Just been talking about the problems in Calais with my wife. We have came up with this idea.

NEW Theme Park with special shooting gallery

Inside the fence at the tunnel, and on the approach road to the Port, Have people, who would pay money, with …

Paintball guns loaded with fluorescent green paint.

See an immigrant and fire.

As they turn around, fire again.

It would also make them more visible during the night time.

What do you think?

Why not just set them on fire :bulb:

napalm there jungle camps

I can see this thread getting locked…

SWEDISH BLUE:
So what ideas do you 2 have?

A sensible but controversial thing would be to build holding centres/camps over here and in France. Let them work for their keep inside like prisoners do over here but they will not be allowed to leave said camps unless they agree to return to their country of origin. Anyone without documents or witholds their identity should be treated as terrorists and detained under maximum security.
Anyone caught employing illegals have their businesses closed down and assets seized to pay for maintaining the holding camps, a bit like the victims surcharge that courts use.

Muckaway:

SWEDISH BLUE:
So what ideas do you 2 have?

A sensible but controversial thing would be to build holding centres/camps over here and in France. Let them work for their keep inside like prisoners do over here but they will not be allowed to leave said camps unless they agree to return to their country of origin. Anyone without documents or witholds their identity should be treated as terrorists and detained under maximum security.
Anyone caught employing illegals have their businesses closed down and assets seized to pay for maintaining the holding camps, a bit like the victims surcharge that courts use.

Sounds like a common sense approach to me.
Gets my vote.
Meanwhile in the real world,we have more chance of platting snot.

nightline:
You need to see a doctor or get rid of that thing you married to

:laughing:

Harsh. No [zb]ing about. I like it.

Why don’t we just process claims for asylum in Calais?

Let the ones we want in, where we can in a controlled manner & send the others packing to the other side of a properly secured border fence. Keep records of those refused & if they are ever found in the UK having smuggled themselves in - put them on the next flight out.

Believe it or not, I bet there are a fair number of decent people in them camps who could do a job for the UK. Certainly some of the ones i’ve seen on the news speak better English & are better articulated than some of the indigenous rabble we have to prop up…

Muckaway:

SWEDISH BLUE:
So what ideas do you 2 have?

A sensible but controversial thing would be to build holding centres/camps over here and in France. Let them work for their keep inside like prisoners do over here but they will not be allowed to leave said camps unless they agree to return to their country of origin.

They would agree to anything, but not keep their word,After being caught by ukba they do this now, agree to report to a police stn at a later date as part of their bail conditions, How many obey this? not many i would bet, a FOI request may reveal how many disappear

“The food is rancid, sanitation is poor, the streets are littered with rubbish and human faeces and we are subjected to racist abuse from the local population.”
…The rest of Abduls’ blog can be found on Tripadvisor, search “Eurodisney”.

Muckaway:

SWEDISH BLUE:
So what ideas do you 2 have?

A sensible but controversial thing would be to build holding centres/camps over here and in France. Let them work for their keep inside like prisoners do over here but they will not be allowed to leave said camps unless they agree to return to their country of origin. Anyone without documents or witholds their identity should be treated as terrorists and detained under maximum security.
Anyone caught employing illegals have their businesses closed down and assets seized to pay for maintaining the holding camps, a bit like the victims surcharge that courts use.

Muckaway you got it , become our foreign advisor mate . another way would be let them get in a trailer , then turn it round and take them back somewhere else.