Cab cleanliness

robroy:

desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?

Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. :wink:

thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms

the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs

that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?

my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job

now its full of women and men who behave like women

desypete:

robroy:

desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?

Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. :wink:

thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms

the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs

that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?

my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job

now its full of women and men who behave like women

Don’t you love care in the community?

Just found a pic of Desypete on his new job.
He’s an after dinner speaker speciaising in trucking tales of bag ■■■■■■■■ in lay bys, and comparing today’s drivers with himself.

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:laughing:
Don’t you just love him.

I clean my cab at least once a week normally when on a bay I get the time to polish it then on another day sweep it out clean the windows also take it through the wash a couple times a week

Due to fact the type of work I do my cab don’t get dirty the only other person to drive mine is the boss when I am off ( yes I do take keys home with me )

I can be fussy about it in my last job I did share a cab with a guy who was defo OCD he used to take the cab carpet home every 3 week to wash it ( never done night out in it )

the nodding donkey:

desypete:

robroy:

desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?

Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. :wink:

thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms

the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs

that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?

my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job

now its full of women and men who behave like women

Don’t you love care in the community?

No because it clearly isn’t working.

desypete:
… you had to let it stand for 10 mins at least to warm up in the mornings.

But that screwed up your telematics!!! :grimacing:

I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).

Muckaway:
I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).

It’s the stains on your bunk you should worry about

the nodding donkey:

Pat Hasler:
I spend at least 4 nights in my truck sleeping and insist it is spotless, I always have done on every driving job I have had since I started in 1975, I will brush the floor each time I get out for any reason. Now here’s a tip …
I have been stopped at several times for DOT checks, or in your case VOSA and have been supprised to be let go very quickly and given the all clear. I was told by one cop that it was because my cab interior is clean, it seems the very fist thing most inspectors, be it VOSA or DOT look for is a clean floor, if there are food wrappers or other rubbish on the floor it shows the driver has no regard for taking care of the vehicle and therefore probably does not do pre trip checks etc. One DOT cop in particular commented to me as he handed me an ‘all clear’ inspection sheet that he wasn’t going to waste time doing a full inspection because the floor was so clean and if I take that much care of the interior the rest of the vehicle would have been looked after. I was stopped once at the same time as some other driver, the driver concerned had a cap on and a pony tail, I was given the all clear within minutes and they went to town on his cab, I asked the cop why he was being held up and the answer was “He is scruffy and has a pony tail, if he doesn’t care about his image he certainly doesn’t care about the truck”

Yeahaa. . The land of the free. As long as you conform to our narrow set of racist, homophobic, misogynist, double standards.

You Should have mentioned that you are also Mexican

(Yes, I am scruffy. Yes, I have a ponytail. Yes, I am a professional driver. With a spotless cab. Clean exterior. Polished alloy diesel tank. And clean tacho and no defects. So pffffft… :smiley: )

desypete:

Muckaway:
I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).

It’s the stains on your bunk you should worry about

What bunk? I go home for a dump.