robroy:
desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?
Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. 
thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms
the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs
that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?
my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job
now its full of women and men who behave like women
desypete:
robroy:
desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?
Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. 
thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms
the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs
that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?
my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job
now its full of women and men who behave like women
Don’t you love care in the community?
Just found a pic of Desypete on his new job.
He’s an after dinner speaker speciaising in trucking tales of bag ■■■■■■■■ in lay bys, and comparing today’s drivers with himself.


Don’t you just love him.
I clean my cab at least once a week normally when on a bay I get the time to polish it then on another day sweep it out clean the windows also take it through the wash a couple times a week
Due to fact the type of work I do my cab don’t get dirty the only other person to drive mine is the boss when I am off ( yes I do take keys home with me )
I can be fussy about it in my last job I did share a cab with a guy who was defo OCD he used to take the cab carpet home every 3 week to wash it ( never done night out in it )
the nodding donkey:
desypete:
robroy:
desypete:
imagine your miles from anywhere stuck in a lay-by in need of a turd and its gail force winds outside ■■■■■■■ down with rain what would you do ? the trailer is sealed there is no where to go
i would suggest the curtains get drawn and the trousers come down and you enjoy the relief while taking the dump in the passenger side of the cab and make a nice neat turn parcel as it would be the only way unless you can think of another way ?
Wouldn’t happen mate, as I never park in any lay by, let alone one miles from anywhere.
Thats your problem Pete, you are parking in all the wrong places, you should know better with your bowel problems to park somewhere close to have a crap. 
thats the poiint i am making rob the fairys who call themselves drivers have never had it so good or so easy in there work they can now pick and choose where they stop were as in my time we had to keep those wheels turning, get as far up the road as we could so laybys were a god send
now they all want truck stops, showers and there nice smelly perfumes to go with there slippers bunch of fairys in today’s terms
the next thing you know they will not want to do any more than 8 hours or worse they will refuse to go to a delivery if they can not find it on there sat navs
that last point i seen with my own ears as one driver refused to go to a delivery that was off his normal run as he didn’t know where it was ■■?
my old bosses words ring in my ears when he told me about the job being a class one driver
he said you have to be as rough as bears arse to do the job
now its full of women and men who behave like women
Don’t you love care in the community?
No because it clearly isn’t working.
desypete:
… you had to let it stand for 10 mins at least to warm up in the mornings.
But that screwed up your telematics!!! 
I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).
Muckaway:
I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).
It’s the stains on your bunk you should worry about
desypete:
Muckaway:
I had a quiet spell this morning so did the unthinkable and cleaned the interior (truck had been washed by my boss on Friday while I drove another wagon). It’s now immaculate apart from a few ingrained stains on the headlining (how do you stain the roof, not wash your hair for a year?).
It’s the stains on your bunk you should worry about
What bunk? I go home for a dump.