Dipper_Dave:
Although under the scrutiny of a black light my truck interior would look like a crime scene at a ■■■■■■■ party, to the naked eye its virtually spotless.
Perhaps its a pride thing, even on agency the truck would be given a quick dash polish before leaving.
Some sectors are easier than others though, when in the construction game it was a nightmare trying to keep her spick and span but now on boxes its a doddle, a quick rub down and wetwipe to finish off normally does the trick.
Im probably not in Robs league for chintz just yet but im considering installing a pelmet which must be the start of the slippery slope to full frillys.
Saw a bloke furiously polishing his tank the otherday and for the first time I felt the need to do the same to mine.
OCD is interesting as I started a thread once on an ocd forum disputing it being a real illness and saying it was in fact just a made up ‘catch all’ for people who where just a bit odd and needed attention. Didnt go well for me to be fair.
Re the ‘crime scene’
…When your guvnor is done with the truck Dave, will he sell it or torch it? 
I’ll send you a couple of copies of my "Frilly curtain monthly’’ mags to browse, seeing as you are now experimenting with pelmets, but be warned it is a gateway drug to the full ‘French brothel’ theme effect in your cab, and the painful abuse that it brings on from the uninitiated amongst us, I know that pain!

However they can come in handy for a guy with your…interests if you know what I mean
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Have a read of my account on the ‘new member’ thread that will explain (a very apt title when you read my post on there
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As for tank polishing, you will need advice from others on that, even I aint in that league
, and I admire juddian’s bravery for ‘coming out’ on here recently and admitting to it…that must have hurt the old sod’s reputation for no nonsence old school driver
, but I still talk to him on here even if he is a tankpolisher

To keep on thread, some of the ■■■■ pits that some trampers live in, never cease to amaze me, they put the ‘tramp’ in trampers. Those are the type of trucks that should be given to like minded dirty ■■■■ s to drive when a spare motor is needed.