Duncan Norvelle I omitted to say.
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The ginger haired girl that sat by me in class took my good luck charm and put it up her you know what and said : “If you want it back you will have to get it.”!
Oooh Matron!
This is similar to the classic line in the film : America Pie when the lass who plays the flute said : “ Last year at band camp I shoved a flute up my p@ssay.”
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I was just typing that but went on to Google to make sure - you beat me to it. I’ve never had any issue with effeminate comedians, as long as they were funny. Can’t stand Julian Clary or Tom Allen. Allen isn’t funny and Clary just says things that shock people. Again, maybe just my sense of humour. I’m more of a Roy “Chubby” Brown guy.
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I’ve seen Chubby live three times, brilliant night out with tears of laughter and aching ribs from laughing too much.
No political correctness or woke nonsense at his gigs, these comedians are a dying breed who have the courage to say what people think but they can’t say it themselves.
I have seen Jim Davidson three times and Jethro four times.
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Never thought Paul O’Grady was funny, nor Allan Carr.
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Seems this thread has derailed again, back to trucking. 
I got busted once. None smoker so my clothes don’t smell, my hair doesn’t smell, and my cab doesn’t smell. No dogends, no ash. Not even a lighter. And a customised sign saying
Warning. Smoking in this cab will lead to your termination out the window by me
“heh mad, bring us back 10 cartons will yous”
‘sure’
Had a much much brighter than average customs officer searching me coming in.
"Excuse me sir, but are all these for your personal consumption?
'yeah
"but you don’t appear to be a smoker
'I’m not allowed to in the cab
"Sir, I don’t believe you, do you even smoke?
'Sure
"Prove it
'How, x-ray of my lungs?
"Don’t be flippant sir, just show me you smoking a cigarette OK
'Can’t, lost my lighter
"Well this is your lucky day sir, I have a spare here
Decided never to smuggle tobacco again after that. 
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Bully’s truck stop bar is where we don’t talk about trucking so nothing has been derailed.
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I was been funny, it’s a thread largely about trump
No problem.
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You missed out the punchline 
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Decided never to smuggle tobacco again after that.
was the punchline
You need better material
not allowed it,
Trump has copyrighted all the really insane, laughable, hilarious, priceless jokes there are.
Either copyrighted them, else employed them in his cabinet
Now that’s a punchline.
That would actually work as a joke:
“Where does Trump keep all his jokes - in his cabinet”
Do you really think that allowing open door trade, with a totalitarian, slave labour, enemy regime, making garbage quality products, will fix that.
I’ve still got plenty of old proper quality products with Made in England and Sheffield stamped on them just like similar Made in USA.I’ve even still got my Dad’s old made in USA razor.All bought in the days when China was rightly viewed as a backward Communist enemy not a trade opportunity.
Shame about the garbage quality Chinese blades.
The real question is why are so many here so pro China anti US ?.
Maybe because they are years ahead of most of the world,
They don’t need to do anything except what they’re doing now, no tariffs no war’s, no dictator, just look after yourself and be competitive,
Everybody else forgot that and look where that got us
You can be sure your in trouble if you need to depend on the French
Oh yeah, it’s hilarious. Especially so when most of them seem so angered at what’s going on in a country that will largely not affect them in any noticeable way, while at the same time totally ignoring the absolute shambles that’s occurring here in the UK.
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