joemaxi:
Its the old ones that are the best-What happened to the last bus,driver?Ive been waiting for over an hour?
- Dunno,Im driving this one ,not the last one
Or dunno, my crystal ball is broken (Ive used that when Ive been in a strop/getting stressy)
How long will the next number 9 be
-about 48 feet,the same length as this one!
And the best one - never ever,ever ask a bus
driver the time of the next bus as the answer is ALWAYS “5 mins”
So very very true… 
