Don’t you mean crass?
Im a ageny driver by choice I work when I want take my holidays when I want work for the companys I want 
crannman:
Im a ageny driver by choice I work when I want take my holidays when I want work for the companys I want
But how much do you get paid ?
crannman:
Im a ageny driver by choice I work when I want take my holidays when I want work for the companys I want
Are they different to agency then, or just normal agency minus the punctuation?
BillyHunt:
crannman:
Im a ageny driver by choice I work when I want take my holidays when I want work for the companys I wantAre they different to agency then, or just normal agency minus the punctuation?
He said ageny, not agency - must be something to do with his age
Many years ago I did agency for a company. They gave me a set of keys some paperwork and told to get on with it. I got back to the yard at the end of the day with a small bag that I couldn’t work out where it should have gone. The bloke walked round the back of the lorry and stood looking. I asked what was the problem. He said the normal driver took two days to do that lot normally. He offered me a job. I declined but felt good
midlifetrucker:
Many years ago I did agency for a company. They gave me a set of keys some paperwork and told to get on with it. I got back to the yard at the end of the day with a small bag that I couldn’t work out where it should have gone. The bloke walked round the back of the lorry and stood looking. I asked what was the problem. He said the normal driver took two days to do that lot normally. He offered me a job. I declined but felt good
Agency screwing up a good number for a full timer again 
I got hassled by a group of drivers at a place years ago, because I was making the full timers look bad. They actually asked me to slow down. Guess my answer. Paid for 8 hours minimum, even when it took me 3 hours to do my “round.”
What a hero.
Had the prick told me it was two days work I wouldn’t have done it. I was 22 and keen at the time
Contraflow:
What a hero.
Yes a hero indeed. I was very close to swooning.
Goldilox:
Don’t you mean crass?
No I think he meant class
eagerbeaver:
I could forgive them if they chose a more up market carrier bag.
waitrose,[any good]
Yep. That would be much better.
And maybe treat themselves to a haircut for their birthday.
eagerbeaver:
And maybe treat themselves to a haircut for their birthday.
A proper one though. Not one where a proper employable driver can say " Hey agency driver! When are you going to get that haircut finished?"
I know the style you mean Contra.
The sort associated with being close with your Sister, and playing the banjo.
eagerbeaver:
I know the style you mean Contra.The sort associated with being close with your Sister, and playing the banjo.
You’re just mad they do the jump better than you can!
Radar19:
You’re just mad they do the jump better than you can!
Anybody can race around with a Lidl carrier bag carving jobs up. It’s not hard. 
At my place, years and years of slowly but surely reducing the workload to a level where sometimes it’s a struggle to get eight hours in has resulted in what one could call “a right cushy number”.
If an agency driver came to us and tried to [zb] up all those years of hard skiving, at best, he’d be limping away with two limps. At worst, he’d be found in a hedge bottom with his Lidl carrier bag taped around his head.
Contraflow:
What a hero.
Found someone new to try and wind up?