Bumper Crop Expected

A Wiltshire Farmer is expecting a bumper crop this year after a lorry left the B4005 road from Chiseldon to Wroughton, went into a ditch and dumped 20 Tonnes of fertiliser on his adjacent field.

Farmer John said, “It’s my lucky day to have all this ■■■■ flying around my field at this time of year. It might stink a bit but you know what they say, if it smells like good ■■■■ then it probably is good ■■■■. My tomatoes will simply love it.”