Some lotus has broken down on the M25 so the driver is sitting on the armco playing the saxophone. Might as well do something constructive while waiting for recovery.
That guy needs to go on the sub zero wall.
Busking to pay for the repairs. Hope you chucked him some change 
In Romania thats what the girls used to ask the drivers Saxophone mister i got fed up telling them im a guitarist 
I once saw a woman sitting on the M5 embankment working away with a spinning wheel with her car on the hard shoulder awaiting recovery. I thought that was one of the strangest things I’d ever seen 
Saw to young en’s (under 20) getting it on, on the hard shoulder of the M20 the other week, they were at the heavy passionate kissing stage, my guess is she was over the bonnet by the time RAC turned up.
“S’ok Guv, I’ve serviced her, you service the car”
L ots O f T rouble U sually S erious
Fiat,Fix It Again Tony.
used too work with a guy that played the banjo in the cab on his breaks
truckyboy:
In Romania thats what the girls used to ask the driversSaxophone misteri got fed up telling them im a guitarist
Now ‘trombone;’ I understand. but what in the name of god did you get if you paid for a saxophone?
back in the '80’s,at Currys in Newark,often used to see a lad cycle past while playing a flute 
I saw him. It really made my day.
GasGas:
truckyboy:
In Romania thats what the girls used to ask the driversSaxophone misteri got fed up telling them im a guitaristNow ‘trombone;’ I understand. but what in the name of god did you get if you paid for a saxophone?
A ■■■■■■■■ . They usually did the actions of playing the sax Aswell thumb in mouth flapping fingers ect . Always declined as they where always rough with very few teeth in there heads .
Bonus points to the first one to spot a drummer doing that 
BMW = Break My Wallet.