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[chris_webb]

Norman Ingram:
You do surprise me Harry, use smoke signsls, I thought you old northerners would be useing pigeon post , but you can send a email, so you don’t need the birds, but I think you have told me before that you are unable to cope with “BIRDS”.

We still use smoke signals in t’ Isle of Man,usually just before we invade Whitehaven and rest of ■■■■■■■ on a saturday night.

[dave_the_renegade]

Chris Webb:

Norman Ingram:
You do surprise me Harry, use smoke signsls, I thought you old northerners would be useing pigeon post , but you can send a email, so you don’t need the birds, but I think you have told me before that you are unable to cope with “BIRDS”.

We still use smoke signals in t’ Isle of Man,usually just before we invade Whitehaven and rest of ■■■■■■■ on a saturday night.

According to Harry,he doesn’t like barbeques,so is that why he wants to send smoke signals. I can see he has been picking up cunning plan’s off Black Adder.
Cheers Dave.

[chris_webb]

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Norman Ingram:
You do surprise me Harry, use smoke signsls, I thought you old northerners would be useing pigeon post , but you can send a email, so you don’t need the birds, but I think you have told me before that you are unable to cope with “BIRDS”.

We still use smoke signals in t’ Isle of Man,usually just before we invade Whitehaven and rest of ■■■■■■■ on a saturday night.

According to Harry,he doesn’t like barbeques,so is that why he wants to send smoke signals. I can see he has been picking up cunning plan’s off Black Adder.
Cheers Dave.

Well Dave I have to say that I’m another miserable sod that doesn’t like BBQs either…except for t’beer .If I stood on top of Snaefell and Harry on top of Angel of the north we could send smoke signals to each other - in fact on a clear day I can see North Wales from our flat so I could send smoke signals to you as well if you get as far north as Snowdonia.
In t’olden days some wagons would have “Indian driver,smoke signals only” scrawled on their back ends,maybe one of them was Harry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Norman Ingram:
You do surprise me Harry, use smoke signsls, I thought you old northerners would be useing pigeon post , but you can send a email, so you don’t need the birds, but I think you have told me before that you are unable to cope with “BIRDS”.

We still use smoke signals in t’ Isle of Man,usually just before we invade Whitehaven and rest of ■■■■■■■ on a saturday night.

According to Harry,he doesn’t like barbeques,so is that why he wants to send smoke signals. I can see he has been picking up cunning plan’s off Black Adder.
Cheers Dave.

Well Dave I have to say that I’m another miserable sod that doesn’t like BBQs either…except for t’beer .If I stood on top of Snaefell and Harry on top of Angel of the north we could send smoke signals to each other - in fact on a clear day I can see North Wales from our flat so I could send smoke signals to you as well if you get as far north as Snowdonia.
In t’olden days some wagons would have “Indian driver,smoke signals only” scrawled on their back ends,maybe one of them was Harry.

Hi Chris,
I think we would have trouble keeping the fire’s going on top of Snaefell and Snowdon to provide the smoke.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

[chris_webb]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

[harry_gill]

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

hiya,
Yes Chris knacked a few light switches up giving that signal as well as using it to say thank you, although in those far off days i never got past anything unless it was parked up, bring back 20 MPH I say just so long as there are exceptions and i’m one of 'em.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

hiya,
Yes Chris knacked a few light switches up giving that signal as well as using it to say thank you, although in those far off days i never got past anything unless it was parked up, bring back 20 MPH I say just so long as there are exceptions and i’m one of 'em.
thanks harry long retired.

When I started Harry,used to get the horse to swish his tail twice when we overtook something.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

hiya,
Yes Chris knacked a few light switches up giving that signal as well as using it to say thank you, although in those far off days i never got past anything unless it was parked up, bring back 20 MPH I say just so long as there are exceptions and i’m one of 'em.
thanks harry long retired.

When I started Harry,used to get the horse to swish his tail twice when we overtook something.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave don’t talk to me about horses, the things are costing me a fortune the Belgians and our French cousins have the right idea, eat the things,
thanks harry long retired

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

hiya,
Yes Chris knacked a few light switches up giving that signal as well as using it to say thank you, although in those far off days i never got past anything unless it was parked up, bring back 20 MPH I say just so long as there are exceptions and i’m one of 'em.
thanks harry long retired.

When I started Harry,used to get the horse to swish his tail twice when we overtook something.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave don’t talk to me about horses, the things are costing me a fortune the Belgians and our French cousins have the right idea, eat the things,
thanks harry long retired

Our oven isn’t big enough to get one in to cook it Harry.
As Chris would say,I’ll get my coat.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well lads i must be ancient some of the motors i drove as a youngster dld’nt have indicators so hand signals was the only way of letting the folk behind know where you was going and with the absence of a heater in the winter the window stayed shut and the poor sods behind had to guess where i was going.
thanks harry long retired.

Good 'un that Harry. I can remember when drivers switched tail lights on and off when they were stopping as there were no brake lights in t’stone age

hiya,
Yes Chris knacked a few light switches up giving that signal as well as using it to say thank you, although in those far off days i never got past anything unless it was parked up, bring back 20 MPH I say just so long as there are exceptions and i’m one of 'em.
thanks harry long retired.

When I started Harry,used to get the horse to swish his tail twice when we overtook something.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave don’t talk to me about horses, the things are costing me a fortune the Belgians and our French cousins have the right idea, eat the things,
thanks harry long retired

Our oven isn’t big enough to get one in to cook it Harry.
As Chris would say,I’ll get my coat.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You could always use a big barbecue just so long as you light when i’m nowhere near, i can’t grab my coat Ladbrokes have got it along with my shirt.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Hi Harry,
Never been into Horse racing. There are trotting races held here a couple of fields away from my bungalow. They get a lot of people coming to them. I waste enough on the lottery without backing horses,used to do the football pools for years,but gave up when the lottery started.
Chears Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Well Dave I do the lottery and have won small, but I have won far more on the horses, and laid a lot less, so no cuelty to the horses, it some of the jockey’s that need a roasting so leave the poor old horses alone, also you could fit a jockey in your oven, you might say you could whip up a good meal with one.

[dave_the_renegade]

Hi Norm,
You would need half a dozen of some of the jockeys to make a good meal,only little blokes. To be fair,they are a tough breed to do that job,it’s a rough old game. I think I prefer driving lorries to doing that,plus I am a bit to big to be a jockey.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

What about you being a cowboy!

Dave the Renegade:
Hi Norm,
You would need half a dozen of some of the jockeys to make a good meal,only little blokes. To be fair,they are a tough breed to do that job,it’s a rough old game. I think I prefer driving lorries to doing that,plus I am a bit to big to be a jockey.
Cheers Dave.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
What about you being a cowboy!

Dave the Renegade:
Hi Norm,
You would need half a dozen of some of the jockeys to make a good meal,only little blokes. To be fair,they are a tough breed to do that job,it’s a rough old game. I think I prefer driving lorries to doing that,plus I am a bit to big to be a jockey.
Cheers Dave.

Me Renegade,bad Indian.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
What about you being a cowboy!

Dave the Renegade:
Hi Norm,
You would need half a dozen of some of the jockeys to make a good meal,only little blokes. To be fair,they are a tough breed to do that job,it’s a rough old game. I think I prefer driving lorries to doing that,plus I am a bit to big to be a jockey.
Cheers Dave.

Me Renegade,bad Indian.

hiya,
Bleeding jockey’s they don’t do the business when i back them they must hate me.
thanks harry long retired.

[boris]

Harry , Dave, Chris … real drivers
Sorry Norman, but your’e not even in the same league mate , just cos you done 5 min’s on Overland , it don’t make you a driver These lad’s have forgotten more than you know , & you know it When they were driving Mk5 AEC’s you were driving a Thames trader!!
Rita was correct , your a bullsh**** Stick to your bowling

[harry_gill]

boris:
Harry , Dave, Chris … real drivers
Sorry Norman, but your’e not even in the same league mate , just cos you done 5 min’s on Overland , it don’t make you a driver These lad’s have forgotten more than you know , & you know it When they were driving Mk5 AEC’s you were driving a Thames trader!!
Rita was correct , your a bullsh**** Stick to your bowling

hiya,
Boris have you met Norman??, i have and quite recently i found him a very nice person and very pleasant company he seemed quite knowledgable and i don’t wish to read the things you have posted, until you have met the man please don’t comment, this thread is beginning to detract from the BRS theme.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

boris:
Harry , Dave, Chris … real drivers
Sorry Norman, but your’e not even in the same league mate , just cos you done 5 min’s on Overland , it don’t make you a driver These lad’s have forgotten more than you know , & you know it When they were driving Mk5 AEC’s you were driving a Thames trader!!
Rita was correct , your a bullsh**** Stick to your bowling

hiya,
Boris have you met Norman??, i have and quite recently i found him a very nice person and very pleasant company he seemed quite knowledgable and i don’t wish to read the things you have posted, until you have met the man please don’t comment, this thread is beginning to detract from the BRS theme.
thanks harry long retired.

I second everything Harry has said. As for me, Norman had far more experience driving lorries than I did. I had an accident in my 20’s which finished my lorry driving. Keep the personal stuff out of it boris.
Cheers Dave.