British road Services

sammyopisite · 22 September 2009 20:38

Chris I won’t be able to that while morning as I have been on (and still am) on the single malt well more like a treble ha ha

Norman she reckons I’m to bloody awkward to go first and she says if I did they wouldn’t cremate me as I would burn for weeks ha ha

chris_webb · 22 September 2009 20:42

sammyopisite:
Chris I won’t be able to that while morning as I have been on (and still am) on the single malt well more like a treble ha ha

Norman she reckons I’m to bloody awkward to go first and she says if I did they wouldn’t cremate me as I would burn for weeks ha ha

I’d best get an agency driver in then,just thought you’d like a bit of cash in t’hand.

dave_the_renegade · 22 September 2009 20:43

Hi Chris,
My old man worked for an animal feed firm for forty odd years driving,he handballed sacks just like that up granary steps on farms,no one does that anymore,all bulk now. I think Harry and Norm might get a sweat on,unloading that nice little load.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 22 September 2009 20:48

Sammy, tell her they charge extra if you are overweigh, she may have to bury you, buy her a shovel, that will make her happy, Dave the only sweat I will get, is running away from loads like that.

dave_the_renegade · 22 September 2009 20:50

Norm,
Those top layers don’t look to safe to me. I think they got them stacked a bit wrong,we will see what Chris has to say,as he is TM.
Cheers Dave.

chris_webb · 22 September 2009 20:54

Dave the Renegade:
Norm,
Those top layers don’t look to safe to me. I think they got them stacked a bit wrong,we will see what Chris has to say,as he is TM.
Cheers Dave.

Definitely bad stacking is that,they must have been p***** when they loaded it,the big 'un looks half cut.
Can’t send it out like that,I’ll ask t’shunter if he’s busy…

harry_gill · 22 September 2009 20:56

hiya,
I’ll make a good job of the roping and sheeting, but i’m not taking it without a pup there won’t be any bonus and the trailer boy looks like he could’nt take the knotted rope.
thanks harry long retired

norman_ingram · 22 September 2009 20:58

Dave, chris can say what he likes, but if he don’t get someone else to unload, he can “Lick them and stick them”, I am off to bed, I got some bowling to do early at noon.

dessert_driver · 22 September 2009 20:59

Hi boys
Chris you might want to get the shunter to move a few bags towards the back it looks a bit heavy on the handle bars to me…

Regards Keith.

dave_the_renegade · 22 September 2009 21:01

Harry, you had better get your knotted rope, and give those two that loaded that eight wheeler a bit of a belting,teach em to get it right.
Cheers Dave.

chris_webb · 22 September 2009 21:02

I resign.

Got to go anyroad,nurse is here.

harry_gill · 22 September 2009 21:34

hiya,
Tell you what Dave if i could’nt do a neater job than that i’ll do a Chris and resign as well.
thanks harry long retired.

flishflunk · 22 September 2009 23:12

Hi all
Chris please don’t resign who’s going to keep those two reprobates in order. Get that knotted rope off Harry and put your foot down with a firm hand
Then give them one of these each and split the load between them

Ray

harry_gill · 23 September 2009 07:33

hiya,
Ray something smaller please i’ve got a bad back, like the lift axle though.
thanks harry long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 September 2009 17:14

Hi Harry,
What about a Morris 1000 pickup truck,would that suit you,the speedo goes up and down,and you wouldn’t have to much handballing.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 23 September 2009 17:24

Dave, you are on the right lines there, but I was thinking more of a tonka lorry, we both would not get out of breath unload one of those, I mean the toy ones?, if old Harry had a night out, a good women would see us off, thats if we could remember what to do to her■■?.

dave_the_renegade · 23 September 2009 17:31

Hi Norm,
I do believe most of the tales you have to tell on the different threads,but you and Harry not knowing what to do with a woman sorry,will have to take a big pinch of saxa with that.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 23 September 2009 17:50

Dave is it like riding a bike, once you are on it, you remember what to do, “Oh happy days” I might not be ready for the knackers yard, I feel so good I could crush a grape.

chris_webb · 23 September 2009 18:21

flishflunk:
Hi all
Chris please don’t resign who’s going to keep those two reprobates in order. Get that knotted rope off Harry and put your foot down with a firm hand
Then give them one of these each and split the load between them

Ray

Aye alright,I’ve had me medication and nurse promised me some stocking top tonight so I’ll have another bash at finding summat for both of 'em.

What about this? A nice load on a decent motor,what more could they ask for?

But first,one of 'em can tek this to ATS and get the tyres changed

And if those jobs don’t suit there’s some shunting to do on an Isle of Man winder sill. Harry can take Firmins wagon and drag,Norman can tek owt that’s left.

harry_gill · 23 September 2009 21:51

hiya,
Looks like a few drops on the Guy, but it would sheet up a treat and would’nt it look the bee’s knees with a similarly loaded pup hooked on, also always admired the stuff Firmans had, very tidy at all times would have loved to have had a go in one of their’s but i suppose the model would be just about my weight now.
thanks harry long retired.