Hi boss your not going to believe this (Always a good way to start)
I blame the frilly pelmet and the peek a boo’s 
hate to say this but the report says its a polish driver, so nice to know they cause havoc in other countries as well, maybe if they were to have a proper driving test.,.there i go again…dreaming !
The police man gave the driver a letter “well done on passing your stobarts assessment” 
Joking aside theres low bridges and theres low bridges must have had to duck on the way under jeez
trubster:
I blame the frilly pelmet and the peek a boo’s
my thoughts too 
At least it was a Scania
That isn’t a bridge, it’s more like a drainage culvert!
I bet he ducked down as he approached it too
It’ll buff out.
Pretty ■■■■■■■■ to make it all the way through. Zee vosa will be along soon to check he’s selected cross hammers whilst they bag all the bits up.
WTF It’s not even in this Country we have enough ■■■■ ups in this country without searching for stuff.
Wouldn’t it be funny if you stuffed up and it was all over the internet 