Breaking apart amicably

Me and Dianne have called it a day, after 10 weeks together I’ve decided that her drinking and excess weight are traits I can no longer live with. She’s bang tidy, and still tight even though I’ve given her a bit of hammer. I think it’s only fair that I should let someone else have a go inside her.

MADBAZ:
Me and Dianne have called it a day, after 10 weeks together I’ve decided that her drinking and excess weight are traits I can no longer live with. She’s bang tidy, and still tight even though I’ve given her a bit of hammer. I think it’s only fair that I should let someone else have a go inside her.

thanks that very kind of you,
where does one apply for the position ? do you need a dcpc card ? or will my digi card do ?

MADBAZ:
Me and Dianne have called it a day, after 10 weeks together I’ve decided that her drinking and excess weight are traits I can no longer live with. She’s bang tidy, and still tight even though I’ve given her a bit of hammer. I think it’s only fair that I should let someone else have a go inside her.

Does she have peekaboo beef curtains ?

Maybe you should spice things up and share her with the night driver, or double man her from time to time.

An opening here for a jump jockey maybe?

Meet Dianne

Look at her… LOOK! Parked on double yellows, and thinking she can sweetly bat her eyelashes and get away with it! The trollop.

owo ? is she advertising oral without :open_mouth:

Saw her half sister in a layby on the A628 this morning, looked tempting.

Does Dianne get up to STS of Sanquhar I see one of her trailers parked there so I take it you swap them now and again, so I might just get her photo her being a bit of a celebrity due to TN. Eddie.

erfguy:
Does Dianne get up to STS of Sanquhar I see one of her trailers parked there so I take it you swap them now and again, so I might just get her photo her being a bit of a celebrity due to TN. Eddie.

Once a blue moon.

After a bit of soul searching we’ve decided to give it another go. As long as she promises to drink less, loosen up a bit and do that special thing with the cup holder…

Suedehead:

MADBAZ:
Me and Dianne have called it a day, after 10 weeks together I’ve decided that her drinking and excess weight are traits I can no longer live with. She’s bang tidy, and still tight even though I’ve given her a bit of hammer. I think it’s only fair that I should let someone else have a go inside her.

Does she have peekaboo beef curtains ?

Yes.

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DUMP HER…SHES A ■■■■…look at her sitting there with those big eyes,tarty lipstick ring around her mouth,nice pair of mirrors though,and a bit too much rouge on her cheeks,…it looks like shes sitting there at the kerbside waiting on someone to open her up and,fekit…im away again … :blush: