She is deducting £7.90 a week for using extra fuel for being 22 stone,got the idea from Ryan Air,who may charge over weight passengers burning up his jet fuel,on top of that got a bill for parking the car at the yard,£5 per week,i know times are tight,this is illegal.On about the tread on the tyres now,as one side losing tread. 
toby1234abc:
She is deducting £7.90 a week for using extra fuel for being 22 stone,got the idea from Ryan Air,who may charge over weight passengers burning up his jet fuel,on top of that got a bill for parking the car at the yard,£5 per week,i know times are tight,this is illegal.On about the tread on the tyres now,as one side losing tread.
Nurse, more tablets for Toby 
toby1234abc:
She is deducting £7.90 a week for using extra fuel for being 22 stone,got the idea from Ryan Air,who may charge over weight passengers burning up his jet fuel,on top of that got a bill for parking the car at the yard,£5 per week,i know times are tight,this is illegal.On about the tread on the tyres now,as one side losing tread.
I’ve heard everything now, I take it the truck is only fitted with a single small fuel tank as a thousand litres of fuel weighs about 900k’s. If the trucks got 1,000+ tanks, never put more than 200l’s in as this will more than counter weigh your 22 stone. If she’s that bothered she’d have you doing that anyway, stopping to top up with 200l’s twice every 3 days.
Personally, I’d tell her to f… off!!
Ross.
Wheel Nut:
toby1234abc:
She is deducting £7.90 a week for using extra fuel for being 22 stone,got the idea from Ryan Air,who may charge over weight passengers burning up his jet fuel,on top of that got a bill for parking the car at the yard,£5 per week,i know times are tight,this is illegal.On about the tread on the tyres now,as one side losing tread.Nurse, more tablets for Toby
It’s like limeyphil and ady1’s posts all rolled into one. 
you could counteract this.
charge her £7.90 per week for the fuel saving that you generate going downhill.
then send her a pro forma invoice for expected accountancy fees for all the hassle involved with her charging you and you charging her etc. don’t forget to tell her that accountancy fees arn’t tax deductable. she’ll soon shut up and realise that she should leave desision making to men. once she has realised this, tell her to put her knickers on, and make a cup of tea.
limeyphil:
you could counteract this.
charge her £7.90 per week for the fuel saving that you generate going downhill.
then send her a pro forma invoice for expected accountancy fees for all the hassle involved with her charging you and you charging her etc. don’t forget to tell her that accountancy fees arn’t tax deductable. she’ll soon shut up and realise that she should leave desision making to men. once she has realised this, tell her to put her knickers on, and make a cup of tea.
Another quality post from limephil
This is a wind up?
toby1234abc:
She is deducting £7.90 a week for using extra fuel for being 22 stone,got the idea from Ryan Air,who may charge over weight passengers burning up his jet fuel,on top of that got a bill for parking the car at the yard,£5 per week,i know times are tight,this is illegal.On about the tread on the tyres now,as one side losing tread.
Gis a job lol
thats nowt, we got meters on our alternators get charged for the electric we use
We get charged for using water if its for our personal use…and soon theyre gonna charge for the electric we use when nighting out…for the tv, computer etc.
the charge for parking in the yard has been delayed due to the government not using the forward planning idea.
The air we breathe on the company premises, has also been delayed due to the same reason as above.
we are going to be charged window tax. so i’m bricking up my windscreen.
limeyphil:
you could counteract this.
charge her £7.90 per week for the fuel saving that you generate going downhill.
then send her a pro forma invoice for expected accountancy fees for all the hassle involved with her charging you and you charging her etc. don’t forget to tell her that accountancy fees arn’t tax deductable. she’ll soon shut up and realise that she should leave desision making to men. once she has realised this, tell her to put her knickers on, and make a cup of tea.
Quality post Limey!! 
God iv’e missed TN and the wacky world of Toby, some quality replies fellas.
Iv’e been away for a couple of months but have just resolved to drop in more often
Where did you go Gunner? 