I was bored and not tired after work in the cab tonight so I parodied My Favorite Things.
Lattes in large cups from Starbucks not Costa,
Bosses who ask before making the roster,
Footlongs from Subway both toasted with cheese,
Find me all this if you’re looking to please.
Cheap secure parking with sausages fryin’,
9am bookings I like a good lie in,
Gigaspace, Superspace, places for gear,
Give me these things I’ll be with you for years.
Tight loading bays,
Blown out tyres,
No shower is bad,
But I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don’t feel, so, sad!
Go on, write your own.
