Borderline Boilers

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Heres a good debate, then, birds that you knowyou shouldnt fancy, but you would given the opportunity :wink: its a feature that Viz run every year.

Heres one to start you off Fizz off coronation street, why i dont know :open_mouth:

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that bird off that gardening makeover programme, you know, the one who don’t wear a ■■■ sling :laughing:

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Jackie Bird of Reporting Scotland

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Edna Birch :stuck_out_tongue:

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Wheel Nut:
Edna Birch :stuck_out_tongue:

who :question: :question: :question:

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janet street porter wow. :smiley: :smiley:
and she could eat an apple through a letterbox!!!
tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:6eF … Porter.jpg

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Anne Elk (Miss.) :grimacing:

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Dame Judy Dench :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Dont ask me why but I’ve liked hr since I was a youngster :blush:

but my all time hottie tottie has to be Joanna Lumley, lovely jubbly :wink: :wink:

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Why reg:
but my all time hottie tottie has to be Joanna Lumley, lovely jubbly :wink: :wink:

ooooooh, nice :smiley:

i forgot about her

oh dear, i’ve just had a little ■■■ wee :blush: :smiley:

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Trannies,
I know its wrong ,
but it looks so much fun :blush:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

They can
Wash up ,
then fix my car

And provide
free colonic irrigation :blush: :blush: :laughing:

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dieseldave:
Anne Elk (Miss.) :grimacing:

Especially when expounding on Brontosauri :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Inselaffe:

dieseldave:
Anne Elk (Miss.) :grimacing:

Especially when expounding on Brontosauri :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth: OK, it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame. :laughing:

So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ? :wink:

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dieseldave:
So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ? :wink:

I’ll see your Princess Mitzi Gaynor and raise you a Mrs. Premise and a Mrs. Conclusion :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Inselaffe:

dieseldave:
So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ? :wink:

I’ll see your Princess Mitzi Gaynor and raise you a Mrs. Premise and a Mrs. Conclusion :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth: Ahh, I see you have a previous record, which includes Mrs Essence… :wink: :laughing:
However, they can’t be contenders, because they took far too long to bury the cat. :grimacing:

My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial. :smiley:

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out of all them, ive only heard of joanna lumley. ive got an obvious candidate, just saw her on the corrie omnibus, liz mcdonald, knocking on, but what a body!

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dieseldave:
My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial. :smiley:

Ah, she of the ■■■■■■■■■■■■ :wink: :sunglasses: :laughing:

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Inselaffe:

dieseldave:
My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial. :smiley:

Ah, she of the ■■■■■■■■■■■■ :wink: :sunglasses: :laughing:

Somehow, I thought we might agree on that one . :grimacing:

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Status Quo recently played at the Bundespresseball in Berlin , which was attended by Angela Merkel

“She is a very attractive lady” said Rick Parfitt :confused: :confused:
Pint of what you’re drinking, Rick :laughing:

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kindle530:
liz mcdonald

Nice set of jugs.

What about peggy Mitchell AKA Barbara Windsor? She looked a mighty fine lady back in her day of the carry on movies.

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Jessica Rabbit, 1st schoolboy crush.

Kate Garroway, makes me GET UP in the morning

Bisto mum (Linda Bellingham I think)

Lorraine Kelly, marvellous cleavage.

Best of all… Helen Mirren.