zb hell women arnt like a scruffy sods are they , so Sunday morning get up get my cuppa and sit down to read the paper , hour later I hear the shower.go ( Mrs ) , so this shower goes on for what seems like ages , then I hear movement in bedroom 
and then she shouts me , the shower is running , so Iām not sure how thatās possible but itās turned itself on and is running full blast and you can smell burning , so tries to switch it off but no go , so switches it off in airing cuboard , rings up folks who fitted it but canāt look until today , not end of world .
oh yes it is according to the Mrs who showers 2/3 times a day , so I says youāll have to have a strip wash / wash with baby wipes ( Iāll not print the reply ) , so Iāve had to book her a premier inn room for the week so she can shower just in case it takes a day / two to fix 
, sheād never make a Lorry driver 
Wouldnāt it have just been easier to call a plumber or electrician? 
Aināt you got a leisure centre near by.
Tell her to pop to the gym or swimming pool they all got showers itās gotta be cheaper
So letās start from the beginningā¦
Your wife enters the shower,and it ābreaksāā¦then she tells you that whilst you are away she will have to have a hotel room for the week at her disposal
Do you have cctv in your house per chance or live with other family members and she needs somewhere to erm āshowerā where you canāt see the comings and goings?!
Iād be extremely suspicious if my other half was having 2/3 showers a day, exactly how many of us are popping in for Ehhh steak dinners.
Seriously though Iād get a hidden camera, best put it facing the shower.
Edit: I see Chris and myself are on the same wavelength here.
ffs dozy youāve reached another level with that one. what a load of crap.
Hotel room for a shower only? seems Mrs Dozy is getting her steak (stake) even if Dozy isnāt getting any lol 
No bath int bathroom then ?