Well after the recent waste if time threat I thought I would inform you all of todays lunch, I had a food voucher so all 11 stone of me wobbled to BK to soend it. I was going to opt fir the healthy option chicken, but the queue for KFC was two people long and I did not have the patience to join it so I went next door and got the football special sll 2008 calories.
So what do the dieticians ■■■■■ uk (aptly named ) and is is Stobarttrucker ? (As if) think. Will I have an heart attack any moment or should I dtick my finger down my throar I am so confused, must go now if any of you see a blue wagon and drag with Senator write on it please stop and help me today’s route is M5 M6 N toodles.
Dafman:
Silly me a double post
so you’ve had 4016 calories then ■■
Dafman:
Well after the recent waste if time threat I thought I would inform you all of todays lunch, I had a food voucher so all 11 stone of me wobbled to BK to soend it. I was going to opt fir the healthy option chicken, but the queue for KFC was two people long and I did not have the patience to join it so I went next door and got the football special sll 2008 calories.
So what do the dieticians ■■■■■ uk (aptly named ) and is is Stobarttrucker ? (As if) think. Will I have an heart attack any moment or should I dtick my finger down my throar I am so confused, must go now if any of you see a blue wagon and drag with Senator write on it please stop and help me today’s route is M5 M6 N toodles.
Was you in morrisons Wakefield , with a puncture about 2/3weeks ago.
Dafman:
Well after the recent waste if time threat I thought I would inform you all of todays lunch, I had a food voucher so all 11 stone of me wobbled to BK to soend it. I was going to opt fir the healthy option chicken, but the queue for KFC was two people long and I did not have the patience to join it so I went next door and got the football special sll 2008 calories.
So what do the dieticians ■■■■■ uk (aptly named ) and is is Stobarttrucker ? (As if) think. Will I have an heart attack any moment or should I dtick my finger down my throar I am so confused, must go now if any of you see a blue wagon and drag with Senator write on it please stop and help me today’s route is M5 M6 N toodles.
Struggling to understand why I should even care what you had to eat much less why I should feel compelled to comment on it?
Or even how it in any way connects with my post about the rudeness and impatience of a rotund bearded knob jockey?
You seem to worry about oveweight drivers and you seemed to want to let us know you had had a coffee,
And before the English graduates go on about spelling your wasting your breath.
Dafman:
You seem to worry about oveweight drivers and you seemed to want to let us know you had had a coffee,
Don’t forget he is now marital art expert as well.
Can someone translate the 1st post as it didn’t make sence to me 
Legend_Scania:
Can someone translate the 1st post as it didn’t make sence to me 
Easy:
“I am a thick lorryist. I cannot write in any approximation of English without a grown-up to assist me. I am trying to ridicule an earlier posting but am failing miserably. Please make suitable patronising comments to make me feel better.”
spectron:
Dafman:
Well after the recent waste if time threat I thought I would inform you all of todays lunch, I had a food voucher so all 11 stone of me wobbled to BK to soend it. I was going to opt fir the healthy option chicken, but the queue for KFC was two people long and I did not have the patience to join it so I went next door and got the football special sll 2008 calories.
So what do the dieticians ■■■■■ uk (aptly named ) and is is Stobarttrucker ? (As if) think. Will I have an heart attack any moment or should I dtick my finger down my throar I am so confused, must go now if any of you see a blue wagon and drag with Senator write on it please stop and help me today’s route is M5 M6 N toodles.
Was you in morrisons Wakefield , with a puncture about 2/3weeks ago.
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No luckily we don’t do Rdc’s its all office furniture.
Thanks Harry but I don’t really give a flying f.
jessicas dad:
Dafman:
You seem to worry about oveweight drivers and you seemed to want to let us know you had had a coffee,
Don’t forget he is now marital art expert as well.
I noticed that but seen as you taught me you will know I am also a black belt 2 Dan