You want to see acceleration ,try overtaking a bmw or audi in a toyota iq. They go off like a cat with their arse on fire.
Toyota.
The Taliban love them.
joe royal:
I drive a red BMW 330i…
Is it dog ■■■■ red though?
I agree by far bmw drivers are the most impatient arrogant people I do not know what they are like outside the car but in it mmmmm.In winter time lots can be found in hedge backs do not know if it is car or driver !!!
Contraflow:
joe royal:
I drive a red BMW 330i…Is it dog ■■■■ red though?
I knew a bloke who had a 3 series in Jewish racing gold. He think he had some sort of Gordon Geko fantasy going on.
I drive like an arse and i’m going to buy a BMW so all the soft as ■■■■■ lorry drivers know to ■■■■ off out of my way or I might even get an Audi because i’m an old ■■■■.
Not every BMW driver is arrogant and aggressive - and anyone that says different is a ■■■■ who wants their face smashed in. 
Well that escalated quickly.
Contraflow:
Well that escalated quickly.
Especially considering the neutral, unbiased, title of the thread.
You should see Dozy,s post about fire extinguishers, someone has threatened to do carry out open the chest heart operation with a penkife on the side of the M6 to poor old Dozer .
Out of my normal operating range last week and had to come southbound on the M6 mid afternoon - the section between Warrington and Brum seemed to be entirely populated by bellends in over powered German cars tailgating, swerving at random backwards and forwards between lanes without indicating, nailing it and then braking hard again…and the roadworks just made things worse.
Utter morons.
Oh, and the thick Jeep driver who thought it was ok to do 80 in the righthand lane…towing a horsebox. 
Ah, thats better, time for tea and a biscuit. 
Socketset:
Out of my normal operating range last week and had to come southbound on the M6 mid afternoon - the section between Warrington and Brum seemed to be entirely populated by bellends in over powered German cars tailgating, swerving at random backwards and forwards between lanes without indicating, nailing it and then braking hard again…and the roadworks just made things worse.Utter morons.
Oh, and the thick Jeep driver who thought it was ok to do 80 in the righthand lane…towing a horsebox.
Ah, thats better, time for tea and a biscuit.
Welcome to our world Socketset.
I love it when I get to go North of the Moron Border/M6-M65 Junction. [emoji6]
BMW v Audi
Difficult to decide on which one is the biggest nutter
Bamblemash:
I would hate to pre-judge anyone or categorise certain road users…but… I will.I find that most BMW drivers drive like absolute egits and that every time I see one overtake me I get defensive and expect there to be an accident further up the road. Is there any data to suggest that more accidents involve this brand on vehicle?
My other observation is that square cars with solid body colours (like dog c0ck red) also get my spidi sensors tingling
I’m new to this game so maybe I’m being over sensitive
Yep!! But it’s mainly Audi drivers nowadays who are more concentrated on their Facebook updates!! I call it “repmania”. However, I think Mercedes drivers are sound!
My latest BMW is another 530D Sport which has bigger wheels than standard and the speedo reads the same as the sat nav and the mpg is correct as shown on the OBC, my MPG average is now showing as 43.4 mpg which means I don’t drive it all the time like an arse. My indicators work in good time as well, I am considerate towards other road users too. But like all truckers I think I am a driving God 
Radar19:
rigsby:
Radar19:
I drive a Merc, I’m awesome.i drive a lexus , i’m posher than you !
Lexus drivers seem to be somewhat “older”.
Guilty as charged , knocking on in years and bone idle with it . It’s like a milk float , press the pedal and go although with a 3.3litre v6 i don’t dawdle all the time .