I had to tip at a pet shop,in a small town,the lane was blocked while i got the pallet off,a young lady walked past and made a comment about lorries.
I went to leave,and her car was on a double yellow line on the corner,i could not exit the street until she had moved,before she was moaning about me parking,she got the daggers look.She bought a hot meat pie,so it must have been worth a parking ticket. 
Probably on her way to pick up the kids from school, I bet it was a 4 x 4 .
She had a beaten up old banger car,and those milk bottle glasses. 
toby1234abc:
She had a beaten up old banger car,and those milk bottle glasses.
It was Olive off the buses 
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Dave the Renegade:
toby1234abc:
She had a beaten up old banger car,and those milk bottle glasses.It was Olive off the buses
Maybe Toby could of played the part of Arthur
How do you know her pie was hot, did you fondle it?
Coffeeholic:
How do you know her pie was hot, did you fondle it?
He might prefer hot strudel! I regularly have to block minor roads when tipping into gardens etc. It’s one of those things but I’ll take longer if some old tart starts complaining.
toby1234abc:
I had to tip at a pet shop,in a small town,the lane was blocked while i got the pallet off,a young lady walked past and made a comment about lorries.
I love it when they start to get gobby.
Did 5yrs on recovery & I’m on my 4th year of builders skips, I’m an expert at it by now.
If/when it turns violent, I’m an expert at that too 
Chas:
toby1234abc:
I had to tip at a pet shop,in a small town,the lane was blocked while i got the pallet off,a young lady walked past and made a comment about lorries.I love it when they start to get gobby.
Did 5yrs on recovery & I’m on my 4th year of builders skips, I’m an expert at it by now.
If/when it turns violent, I’m an expert at that too
You might meet a more violent expert
Dave the Renegade:
Chas:
You might meet a more violent expert
Which is what I call a ‘competition’.