I swore I’d never have another one , but whilst picking my girls new car up she spotted a black edition fiesta ( red roof , mirrors , part of grille ) , I said no as black but she’s having none of it .
So how can you keep black cars clean without hours of grief .ta
If its hers then she can do the work.Maybe she will listen to the voice of experience next time.
alamcculloch:
If its hers then she can do the work.Maybe she will listen to the voice of experience next time.
Don’t be silly, he even goes and puts fuel in her cars for her. No doubt he’ll be washing it as well.
Just no or you go and pay for it
My missus has a black new Beetle convertible, crap looking car when clean or dirty. I will occasionally give it a blast with a pressure washer but only if she is nice to me afterwards 
My black truck is nearly impossible to keep clean. And the swirl marks on black paint are a nightmare too. I need to stand quite far away from my truck to make it look good.[emoji35]
There is a saying “once you’ve had black you never go back !!”
bald bloke:
There is a saying “once you’ve had black you never go back !!”
I had a black friend once (I’ve have lots of different colour friends honest). Anyway I asked him if it was true they all had big todgers and where better lovers.
He told me this was a myth and the secret was to put it in fast and pull it out slow. Anyway got home and tried this technique with the wife. When I asked her afterwards what she thought, she said it was great but why was I shagging her like a black man.
In hindsight this joke worked better in the 70’s.
She has a black car though, bugger to keep clean, wash quick and dry slow works best.
Dipper_Dave:
bald bloke:
There is a saying “once you’ve had black you never go back !!”I had a black friend once (I’ve have lots of different colour friends honest). Anyway I asked him if it was true they all had big todgers and where better lovers.
He told me this was a myth and the secret was to put it in fast and pull it out slow. Anyway got home and tried this technique with the wife. When I asked her afterwards what she thought, she said it was great but why was I shagging her like a black man.
In hindsight this joke worked better in the 70’s.
She has a black car though, bugger to keep clean, wash quick and dry slow works best.
Air dried is best though 
bald bloke:
There is a saying “once you’ve had black you never go back !!”
the follow up to that would read…once you go black,we don’t want you back !!!